Someone at Buzzfeed dug up this clip of a 13-year-old Seth Rogen performing stand up at a comedy club. He does 10 minutes of material, mostly about Jews, as part of an act I like to call “Take my grandparents – please!” Anyway, pretty good for a 13-year-old. I wanted to post some videos I made when I was 13, but I couldn’t get the donkey to sign the waiver! Ha-ch-cha-cha-cha! But seriously, folks, usually when a 13-year-old’s in the room, it’s ME who’s standing up, gnome sayin? Whackety schmackety dooo.
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Later, he found a Zoltar machine, wished he was big and the rest, as you say, is history.
“What’s the deal with matzoh?”
Haha! It’s funny because I only have a cartoonish stereotypical view of what 13-year old Jews are like!
He was McLovin
When I was 13, I was figuring out how to bump into girls to feel them up with them noticing.
So a priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a Bar Mitzvah. The rabbi tells the priest and minister to fuck off.
When I was 13, I was Zig-a-zig ahhing in a Shawn Kemp jersey.
The Mighty Feklahr wonders how many rupees Slumdad would try to sell this kid for?
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Oh, a Jew…well, someone needs to be chained to the radiator int he basement.
DOR SHO TOV!
this guys a douche. A try in rugby is spelt just how I wrote it, back there at the start of this sentence. A tri as in 3 is spelt tri, just like at the begining of this sentence. I don’t think he ever played the game.
If was at that gig I’d have got up and punched him in the nose.
That curly Jew-fro is how he hides his Jew-horns.
*I learned my antisemitic comedy stylings at one of those tax day TEA Parties for fucktards.
It’s a troll!
Gnome it’s not!
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr isn’t wearing flannel, either!!! GUY’CHA!