Marty York, best known for his role as Yeah Yeah in The Sandlot in ’93 and who last acted in ’97, was recently arrested for beating up his girlfriend. Which would never have happened if we sent all former child actors to internment camps like I keep saying.
Sources tell TMZ York was driving with his girlfriend in Los Angeles when they got in a heated argument. York says his GF struck him with her high heel shoe and he retaliated by punching her in the eye, causing a cut. York says they drove home, where the argument continued. A neighbor saw the cut on the woman’s eye and called the cops. York says, “She got violent and started attacking me in the car… it caused me to swerve all over the road… I almost crashed and got in an accident… so I backhanded her.”
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York says he and his woman are officially “back together.” [TMZ]
Of course they are. Honestly, if you date a guy with eyebrows that look like that, you deserve to get backhanded from time to time. And if York wants to learn some self-control, maybe he should try a personality test down at his former co-star Patrick “Ham” Renna’s Scientology center in Los Feliz. And then we could lock the doors from the outside and gas them. Don’t look at me like that, you know you were thinkin it.
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No, seriously, I was thinking about nachos for lunch.
I don’t know who this guy is, I don’t know what the Sandlot is but when you use use “backhanded” as a term for beating a woman, I’ve got a little sympathy for you.
From that right banner pic, he looks like he’s more inclined to beat up on women to thin out the competition…
He shoulda just feigned drowning if he wanted to get some action.
I been planning it for years.
The role of Spock went to Zachary Quinto, but thanks for coming out!
Meanwhile Squints gets nothing for sexually assaulting Wendy Peffercorn.
The neighbor originally tried to get them to stop fighting by yelling at him “She loves you yeah, Yeah Yeah”, but that only incensed him more.
*blows kiss at Erswi*
Now just rub that on your dick.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr can smell that guido-doucherag’s Axe Body Spray from here (in the cell!)!
Just bite the pillow, you little bitch!
So, wait, Chris Brown got that same disease Michael Jackson has, where he turned white?
Yeah, Yeah, he looks pretty crappy.
*Gazes into crystal ball*
Marty starts a downward spiral of drug use and simple assaults until one day in jail he becomes a born-again Christian and emerges a New York.
*drops crystal ball on foot*
And Benny ‘The Jet’ Rodriguez is still “pickling” The Beast.
I think it was ‘roid rage. Seriously, you ever try to drive around when those things are flaring up? First bitch to tell me to stop squirming and watch the road would taste the back of my hand, too.
Banner pics:
Before = Frankie Muniz
After = Benito Mussolini
And now, time for ‘Differences between L.A. and Japan’
In L.A., getting attacked with a stiletto indicates a domestic disturbance. In Japan, it indicates a ninja attack.
Advantage: Push
You play ball pluck your eyebrows like a girl!
The internment camp for former child actors is called Camp Wannahitapipe.
Stupid html. First time trying that strike out shit. What a fitting post, eh?
It’s across the lake from the internment camp for members of Menudo.
He was a hit in the Sandlot now he gets hit with a sandal a lot.
The trivia on his IMDB page just says “He was involved in a road accident that injurey his legs”
Since I can’t find further details, I’m just going to assume that means he skinned his knees during what he thought was an audition sometime between 1997 and now.
Let’s try this again, this time on the American version of IMDB
“He was involved in a road accident, which injured his legs”
“He was involved in a road accident that injurey his legs”
Who wrote that, the same guy who wrote “All your base are belong to us?”
Camp Wannahitapipe is across the lake from the internment camp for members of Menudo? Let me guess, that camp is called Camp Wannatakethepipe and instead of Kumbaya they sing What What (in the butt).
If he had gone to “Ham’s” Scientology center he probably would have taken out his girlfriend with a sword.
Sad true confession: I had a crush on Yeah Yeah when that movie came out. Now? With those eyebrows? Hell naw naw.
Who wrote that, the same guy who wrote “All your base are belong to us?”
I think it was the same dipshit that wrote “You play ball pluck your eyebrows like a girl!”
the worst part of this story is he didn’t kill the kids in sandlots 2 and 3, god, those are movie abortions.
The last week of each summer they have a formal with the internment camp for chicks who dated Scott Baio.
@Vodka: pointy brackets and “strike”
After he Teed her Left-Eye with his backhand he called his buddy Bozley so they could go out for Chilli.
I found his myspace: http://www.myspace.com/therealyeahyeah
Sean connery loves this guy.
In a related story, the giant dog from “The Sandlot” was recently arrested for smacking HIS bitch.
The Mighty Feklahr prefers to use “del”.I got hit by my Yaya once. I didn’t hit her with a shoe, far worse, I asked why the Greeks don’t celebrate Easter the same time as the “regular” Catholics.
Yeah Yeah listens to the Yeah Yeah
YeahsWow, that MySpace is pretty epic…you can tell he sits in front of a mirror and whacks off to himself…wow…
New up, more Bay
Yeah Yeah is often seen wearing a wife beater, because he beats the monkey doo doo out of women, you see.