ROB SCHNEIDER A DURPITY DING DONG
04.06.09Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler both have new projects coming up and oh my gosh you guys they sound awesome!
Rob Schneider has joined the cast of the romantic comedy “You May Not Kiss the Bride.” …Script, originally titled “Wedlocked,” is about an American pet photographer who gets mixed up with Croatian mobsters while on a honeymoon with a gangster’s daughter. [THR]
Schneider plays Ernesto, a daredevil helicopter pilot, alongside Vinnie Jones and the fat guy from Borat. No, really. Meanwhile, Adam Sandler is writing a “porn-tinged comedy” starring Christina Ricci.
Born to Be a Star centers on a small-town nerd who stumbles upon a family secret: His quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave Northern Iowa for Hollywood, hoping to follow in their footsteps and fulfill his destiny as the biggest adult-film star in the world. [THR]
A schlubby everydouche gets rich, beats everyone up, and pleasures beautiful women? Why, I’ve never heard of an Adam Sandler vehicle like this before! I wonder if his character’s really good at video games!
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a small-town nerd who stumbles upon a family secret: His quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave Northern Iowa
I told you that in confidence, Adam! Oh, I’m totally suing.
Rob Schneider has the one job that isn’t hurt by the recession. What a bunch of crap. CBS Cares.
I can’t wait for the sequel to Rob Schneider’s pic, where, after making peace with the Croatian gangsters, his wife gets kidnapped by their rivals and he has to win a dance contest to get her back: You Got Serbed
The Durpity Ding Dong lasted about as long as Pepsi Clear. Nobody likes Durpity in the States Hostess Foods.
Fuck ups.
If Adam Sandler is going to be the biggest adult film star in the world, I sense a prosthetic needs to be made…
Orson Wells will always be the biggest, adult, film star to me.
He makes a bad impression in Croatia when he tries to tell them that he wants food and they think he’s a spy from their northern neighbor.
My bed has porn tinged sheets. [crusty in parts, greasy in others]
There 7th level of Hell is called the Schneider wing.
My favorite Rob Schneider movies are the ones he’s not in.
Christina Ricci’s forehead thinks Nic Cage’s forehead is a “little bitch.”
You can’t do it!!! You can’t do it anymore!
Adam Sandler porno? Let me guess, Donkey Punch Drunk Love?
In the sequel Rob Schneider recruits Little Nicky (played by Adam Sandler) to chase down the Russian mobsters who have kidnapped his wife. The Devil Went Down to Georgia, coming Summer 2010.
New up, with robot babies.
Oh no. My movie sucks again.
GOING BY CHRISTINA RICCI’S FACIAL DIMENSIONS I’D SAY SHE WAS BORN TO BE A WHITE DWARF