Mom thought letting her baby weight train was cute until she got caught in his triangle choke.
As if to save me from the evil robot baby in the last story, I found this story about a toddler with a rare genetic mutation that makes him super strong.
A three-year-old Michigan boy is super-strong. He can move furniture, hold five-pound weights, and do sit-ups with ease. Liam Hoekstra likely has a condition called myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, which means his body has very little fat and enlarged muscle fibers that make him exceptionally strong. Because Hoekstra is so strong — he falls, for instance, without getting hurt – he is not learning the appropriate fear judgment of a child testing his or her limits.
Super strong and without fear? Quick, get him some spandex! So anyway, I clicked on the video all ready to see muscle baby here perform feats of strength, but all they did was talk about psychological effects and potential health problems and lame crap like that. Talk about lazy reporting. You could at least break a two by four over his back.
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He probably sucks a dent into his Mom’s back when she breast-feeds.
Will they be making a movie about this? You’re going a little off-topic today, sexy.
Hello, real-life terminators and x-men are clearly film-related.
She’s a better parent than I am if she doesn’t tell that kid they found him inside a meteorite.
he is not learning the appropriate fear judgment of a child testing his or her limits
Cut him a break, Al, I can totally understand why Vince thought this was about a child actor.
Babies with sunglasses, robot babies, babies with super strength… Someone’s whoring for an honorary doctor of baby sciences.
I can imagine him laughing like Tyler Durden getting his ass beaten by Lou as his mom tries to spank him.
I hope his first words were “I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch!”
Hello, real-life… x-men are clearly film-related.
If this kid isn’t destined to play football for his state school, I don’t know who is.
Yeah, but can he jerk it four times a day?
*kisses biceps*
So, what are you doing after nap time, baby? I think I’m gonna go for a little afternoon milk then maybe work on some pecs and delts at the monkey bars before giving myself a good core workout on the swings. Yeah, maybe if I’ve got time later I’ll run up the slide and ride the Goofy bouncer. You know, whatever. Hey I’ll catch you later alright?
HOEKSTRAMANIA!
This kid uses railroad ties as lincoln logs.
I won the Hypertrophy for inventing “The Skittles-Bong.”
Your move, Michael Jackson.
But is he strong enough to lift an emo’s veil of sadness?
And if you’re wondering, yes, The Hypertrophy is abnormally large.
Feels nothing, and is indestructible? Dick Cheney??
Somewhere out there, there’s an italian toddler training in the wilderness getting ready to prove to all of us that he’s not a machine. He’s not a machine.
ok so far we have robot babies and super strong babies, i just hope Kahless forbids the existence of any baby geniuses
Jesus this kid’s going to give out some military-grade wedgies when he hits the playgrounds.
About damn time things got kicked up a notch. Last Saturday’s baby fights were kinda boring.
He looks at his Stretch Armstong and says with thinly veiled remorse, “I must break you.”
Jason Statham wants everybody to know that he’s never met Hoekstra’s mother.
Fuck that! I had to go to IMdb and check that Ivan Drago quote b/c this chick argued with my that it was, “I must crush you” and then I come back and dick step Donk.
I would not want to meet him in a dark alley. I mean, he’s as strong as like two four-year-olds!
Wolverine sucks at peek-a-boo.
When I tell her she made me dick step Donkey Hodey she should be good and confused. Then, I will use my epic finger-guns-lick-thumb-put-to-ass-go-psssst-helicopterdick move and convince her that road head is not “whoreish.”
See, the effects of Thalidomide weren’t all bad.
You know someone’s going to fuck this thing, right?
Banner pic: Vut eef eesh come at choo wit TWO dildos?
This super power was the only thing that saved him when mom was going to town on his fetal dome with that clothes hanger.
His birth video looks like that scene from Alien.
His X-Man name is GerBear.
GATACA! GATACA!
For purely scientific reasons, I say we put him in a big paper bag.
He emay be strong, but he’s still dumb enough to drown in a 5gal bucket.
Good luck getting this little asshole to eat his spinach.
Excuse me, lady? Yeah, do you want to shut that kid up?
No, do you want to try and make him?
Crap, you know what you gotta do to that chick right?
Nothing, so long as she’s already got two black eyes.
Shit, thats nothing…My 4 month old can already drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels.
His mom must have not read the warning label on the side of the bottle that warned in diluting the Rosie Odonnell sperm before insertion.