04.15.09 QUENTIN TARANTINO ON AMERICAN IDOL
Here’s the clip of Quentin Tarantino on American Idol. I must say, he seems less coked up than I normally imagine him. Maybe Paula got into his stash. Anyway, the occasion was a “movie songs”-themed episode, and in this clip, Tarantino “coaches” Adam Lambert on his rendition of “Born to Be Wild”, which Lambert decides to sing like a gay Robert Plant. I think it would’ve been cool if when he sung the line “I like smokin’ lightnin’”, he changed “lightnin’” to “pole.” You know, just to personalize it a little bit. The judges like that.
…grab a dude in a love embraace/…fire all of your cum at once and…/explode on his faaaace….
[hat tip - Cinematical]


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QUENTIN TARANTINO ON AMERICAN IDOL
*opens Q’s daily planner, sees “Uhmarakin Eydul”*
Hey, I recognize that guy! That’s the dude that has the house where the Midwest 3 store their dead…um…heh heh…never mind…
Who sang ‘Misirlou’?
Too bad Lambert doesn’t have a different surname, ‘Men in Black’ would have been perfect for him otherwise.
My dick retired
Dude looked beyond f’ed up last night. He’s turned into a giant-foreheaded, psycho-eyed, self-important caricature of himself.
Just in case it isn’t clear, I hate that guy.
Some people argue that you’re not born wild, but rather that it’s a decision you make.
Either way, that dude is very very wild.
Somebody draw a tiny mustache on Tarantino there and tell me he doesnt’ look exactly like Hitler.
I’m willing to bet that “Born to be Wild” wasn’t his first choice, but he can’t tuck it back and sing “Goodbye Horses” on national TV.
. . .grab a dude in a love embraace/…fire all of your cum at once and…/explode
into spaaaaaceon his face . . .FIXED
Okay, watched the video. That Lambert guy should sing only Aretha Franklin songs. From the trunk of my car.
I changed the lyrics for you, Robo. And because I think I actually thought that at some point but forgot before I started typing.
Mia Wallace would call Quentin a real [] for doing this.
Just so we’re all on the same page, watching this clip does still mean you’ve watched American Idol.
haha…quee-ahs!
I always change the words to:
… racing with the wind/
and the feeling of a young girl
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