The second trailer for Michael Mann’s Public Enemies went up today on MSN, which sadly doesn’t allow embeds, and everyone else’s rip is kinda weak. It’s similar to bong smoking in that regard. *pushes glasses back up nose*
Nonetheless, this movie still gives me a fairly turgid nerd boner – Depp plays John Dillinger, Christian Bale the FBI agent on his trail, etc., etc. My only real reservation is that Billy Crudup (as J. Edgar Hoover) seems to be the only one doing an awesome period Jimmy Cagney accent. You just know if this was a high school theater production, every kid in it would be walking around school flashing finger guns at each other and saying “Lookie heah, see?” for months. Man, those kids were f-ing annoying.
TAGS: BEEG FAWKEN BONERS, BILLY CRUDUP, CHRISTIAN BALE, JOHNNY DEPP, MICHAEL MANN, PUBLIC ENEMIES, TRAILERS
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I just burned out my vibrator.
Looks like Billy Crudup went from flapping his big blue dong to tucking it back.
I just slid off my seat!!
Crudup: Nice gun, Dillinger. But have you seen my blue sword?
Crudup: Johnny Depp, eh? They used called me Johnson Deep.
Christian Bale the FBI agent on his trailer,
Get off my trailer, copper or it’s curtains. Curtains, ya hear?
“Depp plays John Dillinger, Christian Bale the FBI agent on his trailer,..”
If I was Dillinger I would just stop my car real fast and end of problem.
“He Could be anywhere, but he’s not, he’s right here”….OooooKkkk and I thought he was tough to understand in the Dark Knight.
A weak joke is bad enough, but to be 1 minute late with it is humiliating.
I actually don’t like Michael Mann’s movies. And anyone that says Miami Vice was good will be taint-stabbed. I’m hoping this one is good, but I always have Miller’s Crossing if I need it.
Can I incorporate “Fangster” into this thread? Stay tuned.
Hoover prefers a Tommy Gun, but will resort to using his Billy Club if necessary.
I wouldn’t want Christian Bale to be on my trail but rather in my tail.
Anyone else remember that film “Pubic Enemies” from health class that discussed Crabs? Fact – the crab was played by Michael Richards.
Is it gay if i’m fully erect right now?
Hey. So you guys want me to just write the synopses with typos from now on and you can fill in the jokes?
Flavor of Love 4 will be filmed in the Public Enemy trailer.
Nah, you’re doing fine.
Too bad Joaquin Phoenix isn’t in this, so he could say “You dirty rat, you killed my brothah!”
I like the scene where Depp asks a guy to give him five bees for a quarter.
Looking at that screencap of his face, it looks like Billy Crudup ate J. Edgar Hoover.
The sequel, called ‘Republic Enemies’ is already in the works.
This should not be confused with the porn rip-off version, called “Pubic Enemies.”
^Starring John Drillingher and J. Edgar Does-her.
“Hey. So you guys want me to just write the synopses with typos from now on and you can fill in the jokes?”
That was a typo?
Okay from now on I watch the video before commenting.
My cotillard is getting red and raw waiting for this.
Juan, I’m looking forward to the scat-porn version, “Public Enemas”. No no, I’m not looking forward, my friend is. Yeah.
Melvin “Never Nervous” Purvis was awesome when he was the center for Louisville.
Watching the vid first is for suckas. I like to just jump in and say the first thing that comes to mind.
Just like in the new up.
Fangsters rob blood banks in ‘Public Enemies After Dark‘.
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Phew
Billy Crudup (as J. Edgar Hoover) could only dream of doing an awesome period.