A remake of Sam Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs (keep your eyes peeled for the sweet headlights shot at the 12-second mark above) isn’t a bad idea in and of itself, but hiring no-name director Rod Lurie (Nothing But the Truth, Resurrecting the Champ ring a bell? …Anyone? …Bueller?) and casting James Marsden as the lead
doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. Nausea, perhaps, but not confidence.
The new “Straw Dogs” follows Los Angeles screenwriter David Sumner (Marsden), who moves with his wife to her hometown in the deep South. Once there, tensions build in their marriage and old conflicts re-emerge with the locals, leading to a violent confrontation. The original, co-written and directed by Sam Peckinpah, saw Dustin Hoffman in the role of Sumner, with the story set in rural England. [THR]
Instead of a violent gang rape and subsequent gun fight as in the original, the new version will have a dance contest followed by an underground MMA fight. It’s essentially the same social critique, just… updated.

*chops lines of coke*
Where’s the straw, Dog?
………../
Often not reported, three Straw Dogs were also tragically destroyed in the vicious attack on the first little pig’s house.
So it’s like ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ with gang-rape?
Wild horses couldn’t keep me away from that premise.
When asked what he eats his Jello with, Randy Jackson replied “Straw, dogs.”
Lurie Peckinpahed the producers to get the job.
Rod Pecker is my nickname.
I liked this better when it was called Funny Farm.
Farmer: What the fuck are you doing with that bale of hay?
Donk: *still humping* Straw-doggin’ it, man.
moves with his wife to her hometown in the deep South. Once there, tensions build in their marriage and old conflicts re-emerge with the locals, leading to a violent confrontation
“But the fossil record DOES support Evolution!”
“Dat’s it, boys, let’s get dat city slicker! JESUS LOVES YOU!” *SCHUCK-SCHLICK*
The closest I get to a gang-rape and a gun fight is when I give myself the “finger gunz” after beating off into the mirror.
I would have loved to have raped Susan George too. so who can i look forward to pretending to rape in this new version?
Could be worse. I heard they were casting Ryan Gosling, with Patches as one of the eponymous dogs. Ha ha, I love recycling jokes.
This movie is the Straw-man argument’s best friend
At the end of the movie, the straw dogs are heard screaming “WOOF WOOF – NO, NOT THE EYES, WOOF WOOF!”
What’s next? The Friends Of Eddie Coyle, starring Ben Affleck? I need a scotch.
This film has a great example of what I call the “I am raping this girl, no wait she got into it at the last minute, I guess everything is cool” scene. It was done even better in Crank.