- People keep calling this kid a homo. He keeps posting videos, and you keep calling him a homo – can’t you see he’s getting pissed? Seriously, you guys, this isn’t cool at all. If this kid was a tall tale he’d be ‘Pathos Bill.’ [Buzzfeed]
- The much-speculated Terminator Salvation rating sorta confirmed as PG-13. Confirmed by Pizza Hut, that is. Pizza what? [/Film]
- My email inbox might as well be a Google alert for “Nic Cage.” Seriously, if the dude takes a sh*t I get 10 emails about it. Anyway, Nic Cage, went to Germany and bought a castle. But that’s when he ran into a great big hassle. Billy Joe and Bobby Sue? Whoa oh whoa oh oh, they slipped away. [Videogum]
- College Humor presents some of America’s Saddest Home Videos. Spoiler alert: they all star Tom Bergeron. [CollegeHumor]
- Star Trek had a surprise screening at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin and a bunch of nerds jizzed their sweatpants. [Alamoblog]
- Oh my gosh, you guys, Iron Man 2 is shooting and some people totes took pictures! Cray-cray! [Screenjunkies]
- Some of the old between-match wrestler vignettes from the WWF. Somehow, I don’ theen Ray-sore Ramon’s ack-saint ees real, mang. [HolyTaco]
- So I read “Channing Tatum Won’t Be Thor”, and I got all sad, and I was all like, “Aw, but he’th tho thexy.” [Filmonic]
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New drinking game! A shot for every time he says ‘homo’.
Damn, Sexman’s girlfriend is a bitchy homo!
So you don’t even look at all the bestiality porn Fek and I keep sending you, do you Vince?
He really does have ‘homo mouth’ and ‘bitch face’
Genus: Homo
STOP IT!
Channing Tatum won’t be thor if he quith taking it in the ath.
Pizza Hut meant that Terminator: Salivation was getting a PG-13 rating. It’s their new deep-dish offering.
Hey, you said you needed Him to back up your kitty pr0n, Donk! But He has yet to see any kitty cats in it…what kind of bestiality pr0n is a bunch of old fat guys screw little…
*Lince whispers in Fek’s ear*
Dor sho gha!
That fucking kid just really poops my coffin.
Fuck. I’m having an attack on conscience. Someone tell me I’m not ruining this kid’s life.
I hear that Tom Cruise is hiring this kid to do his press.
Hmmm, he posted that himself right? I guess just take it down if he does. Otherwise he’s probably into the publicity.
I mean, I totally blame him for this, but I’ll still feel really bad if he ends up shooting up his school.
Something tells me he’s homo schooled.
Apparently this kid is some kind of prevert, involved in some sort of internet preversions.
This just in, head male cheerleader runs riot at local school, when asked what happened a bystander said’ It was fucking crazy man, pompoms everywhere.’
Lince, if you are being fucking serious, HAHDEN THE FAHK AWP YA QWEEAH!
Besides, can you imagine how many hits your fucking site would get if you DID get pinpointed as the cause of this kid’s eventual and unavoidable violent and deadly outburst?
I’d fuck him.
No Homo.
I just got home and got to listen to this video and WOW is this kid a homo or what?!
Don’t worry, Vince. You’re not ruining that kid’s life. Not enough people visit this site for it to be a big deal.
That kid has very impressive DSL. I wonder how he connects to the interwebs.
Hello, corner, my old friend…
Vince, when this kid kills his classmates and then himself, just tell the cops you did it for the lulz, that always holds up in court
It’s true. Doing it for the lulz is a mitigating factor. If you can also submit corroborating evidence that he was “being a little bitch anyway” I don’t believe any court in this land could find you guilty.
When did Ufford start posting on YouTube?
I’d shift the blame onto Marilyn Manson.
Steve Miller ftw.
Thanks, snake. I was wondering if anyone knew what the fuck I was talking about with that. *clap clap clap clap clap*
I caught that too, but honestly it seemed so obvious it wasn’t worth commenting on. But I’ll still applaud Snake for the added degree of difficulty, what with the eye patch and all.
Hey, he’s like a cute version of sexman. Cool.
and nic cage got his hair feathered the very next day *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*
coincidentally, nic cage totally gave me the clap.
The LORD God fashioned into a bitch the tooth which He had taken from the Sexman.
His head is shaped like a dick, so your argument is invalid.