Set for an August 7th release after its premiere at Sundance, Paper Heart is a Nicholas Jasenovec mockumentary starring real-life couple Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi as fictionalized versions of Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi. In the movie, Yi goes on a quest to make a documentary about love, which she doesn’t believe in, while simultaneously falling for Cera. You catch all that? It’s sort of a documentary about a girl making a movie about her and her boyfriend, who sort of play themselves but not really. I give it three dismissive wanks and a mouth fart.
[also available in HD at Apple]
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He’s the dude playing the dude not disguised as any other dude.
So Michael Cera plays himself, the same character he plays in every other movie he’s in.
Look at these fucking hipsters.
Que–Cera? Cera.
Quit being so negative, fuckers. Nobody doesn’t like Cera-Yi.
haha he dates an asian
I went on a quest to film a documentary about things I didn’t believe in and got raped by a yeti.
May I be the first to welcome the dismissive wank gif?
No? Fuck you.
Welcome, dismissive wank gif.
Is that little hand EVER going to throw the fucking dice???
Later, when Cera and Yi are having relationship troubles, she’ll make a documentary about sleeping with other guys just to make him jealous.
This movie needs to take a shower.
When this movie is shown on TV, Cera’s big line is “Charlyne Yipee kai yay, Mr. Falcon.”
I wanna put my dick in that gif.
Vanilla as he wanna be.
She’s got to be the plainest asian chick i’ve ever seen and i reckon i’ve seen maybe seven or eight of ‘em.
I’d give this movie an extra armpit fart.
Variety refers to this film as a “romcomockumetamentary,” but I prefer the common form, “unwatchable shitball”.
‘Paper Heart’?
There goes the title of my documentary about Mats Sundin…
Sorry, I swear I’ll stop making hockey jokes after the playoffs (in June).
No please, continue to kick around His Baldness.
Michael Cera needs to grow a neck beard just to shave it.
damn thats one ugly bitch, and that chinese chick is not that hot either
I didn’t believe in Love so she threw her tampon at me. :(
Meanwhile, Tina Turner will be in Paper Mache’ Heart wondering what love has to do with it (and why is it filled with candy?).
When Harry meta Sally is how my Italian grandfather begins a love story.
Glass of Love is Brett Michaels new reality show.
durst
The more obvious headline here was “When Hally meta Sarry.” But then, you already used the racist Japanese pic a couple posts back.