Nic Cage, Jay Baruchel, and some sort of shirtless Indian tranny were shooting scenes for Jerry Bruckheimer’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in New York yesterday, and this guy was able to get some set pictures. My favorite Nic Cage movie cliché is how he’s always somehow supposed to be incognito, and always blends in like a clown wearing stilts with a dildo on his forehead. Can you believe this is the same guy who once won an Oscar?
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Ugh, it’s like Kris Kristofferson meets Douchebag McQueef!
Fek, did we miss the Rapture or something? Damnit, I knew I should have read that tranny hooker his last rights.
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Cage: “You have ‘Autobahn’ albums in there, don’t you , you little hipster wannabe?”
Kid: “Better than your Ipod full of kiddy porn, assmunch.”
Cage: “…”
Pete-He prefers to think of it as His awesomeness deflecting God’s Wrath.
Magic is the only way to explain Nic Cage’s success.
Nic Cage: To demonstrate the power of my magic, I will now Raise Arizona.
What was his Oscar for, Leaving Las Vegas? Because if so he deserved that shit for acting like he didn’t want to fuck Elizabeth Shue in the ass and cum on her face. I never could have pulled off that degree of acting.
Nic Cage: My agents balls are magically delicious.
So is his character name in this movie going to be Recedinghairline Potter?
*sorry, I’ll go away now*
His costar traded a walk-on part in the wall for a lead role with Nic Cage.
“Incognito” is Italian for taking a cock and considering it “neat-o”.
Where’s that corner I keep hearing so much about?
I wish you were here, Stone, so I could kick you in the junk for that one.
Why is Nicholas Cage playing Jay’s magical Nana?
Nic Cage: I stole this hat from some guy talking about Go-Karts and Bongos.
Nic Cage to the Indian: Hello. My name is Nicolas Coppo.. I mean Nicolas Cage. You stole my scalp. Prepare to Die!
“Well it was great having lunch and getting to know you, Jay, and I’ll see you next month when we start filming.”
To save money they bought Nic’s wardrobe from the set of Van Helsing
Now I’ll go and beat myself for having watched that
Rock, you will beat yourself anyway, dont lie to us
fair enough Eibz, i wouldn’t lie to my only friends
you guys are my friends, right?
Come on, Stinky – I’ve been hanging onto that one for a few days now…