WOLVERINE MESSES THE BED
04.24.09Wolverine opens next week, and today Empire broke this new clip, in which Lynn Collins as Silver Fox wakes Wolverine from a screaming, stabbing nightmare.
“Was it the war?” She asks as he wakes up in a sweat. “Yeah,” he says. “Which one?” she asks. “All of ‘em.”
Unfortunately the clip ends before we get to hear the rest of conversation, where Wolverine adds, “All of the wars. …The Jews caused ‘em. …their horns… it was horrible.” And Silver Fox says, “Shhh, baby, it was just a dream. You imagined it. It didn’t really happen. Like the holocaust.”





What, so all Australian actors are anti-Semite now?
Sure, Russell Crowe may be … and Nicole Kidman definitely is … and that ‘Mentallist’ fag …
Point taken. Carry on…
What contest did Burnsy win to write a post?
I don’t know about you guys, but every time I
piss the bed because I’m blackout drunkhurt my wife because of a bad dream, I end up on the couch.What’s wrong, Wolvie?
Don’t ask.
Yeah (don’t tell, either).
A side effect of Wolverine’s wet dreams is premature evisceration.
WOLVIE WETS THE BED…DUH-NUH!
Punisher ‘Nam flashbacks > Wolvie “all of ‘em” flashbacks
Serious
Hey Hugh…if you want to deny your gay…you may not want to do it in PARADE MAGAZINE.
Not Serious
I’ve seen the workprint of this relationship. It really winds up sucking.
Extended scene: she rubs Wolverine’s nose in it and makes him sleep on the porch.
Even with the likelihood of being shredded into ribbons… yeah, I’d still get into bed with that. It’s more exciting when there’s a strong possibility of being literally impaled.
Al, I think you’d really like my collection of long spikes. They’re in metric!
Wolverine wears Parachute Pants so he won’t ruin the bed after a wet nightmare.