MICHEL GONDRY WILL DRAW YOU FOR $20
04.16.09
According to his website, kooky Eternal Sunshine and the upcoming Green Hornet director Michel Gondry will draw a portrait of you for $19.95 plus shipping.
Michel will personally sketch and sign your portrait based off of the photo that you submit via email. This personalized collectible can also be incorporated onto any item sold through this website. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. [MichelGondry.com]
I’ve already emailed him my picture (he got the uncensored version). In 6-8 weeks, this is going to be awesome. (*hums theme to Titanic*)
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THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
That, my friends, is one twisted sister.
Michael Gondry’s career as a Bar Mitvah characaturist must have been short-lived.
If I had to grade that twisted sister, I’d give her a Dee (snyder)
She doesn’t even have a (jj) French manicure.
*headbangs into corner*
If I send him a caricature of myself, will he send back a photo?
Michael Gondry opens up Vince’s picture.
“Thank God! Someone I can relate to!”
Big fucking deal.
The police had a sketch artist draw me for $Free.99
Coincidentally, Green Hornet will draw $20.
Banner pic: The box of tissues held the gun at the man, “No way…YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO IT, MAN! Just keep your hands up and BACK OFF!”
Ok, so we know he can draw Demetri Martin. What else?
This guy fucking sucks at drawing! Look at that radiator…NO HANDCUFFS! Real believable, assmunch!
On Michel Gondry’s website, if you click on one of the links an arm pops out of his zipper with what you wanted. I do the same thing with the ladies, except instead of my arm it’s my penis.
He drew that guy with fucking eleven fingers!
“Michel will personally sketch a jewish version of you and sign your portrait based off of the photo that you submit via email.”
PSYCHE! Mindfuck!
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Admit it, you counted! DUMBASS!
… and instead of what you wanted, it’s his penis.
I like how he artfully captured the pube hanging from the ceiling in the corner.
Dammit, I knew I should have included flux‘s post as a quote.
That’s ok, InkyPe. It’s what everyone was thinking.
Today on Filmdrunk, how many posts can Vince make Donkey masturbate to in a single day?
Stay tuned for the answer.
That is disturbing, shocking and disgusting.
I’m talking about the Crash/Netflix revelation. Twisted Sister what now?
Donk, didn’t know guys with big noses in trashy apartments was your thing!
(Psst…call Him!)
Michel Gondry performs at the clubs as MC Escher.
*opens old, dusty tome*
*skims a few pages*
Dor sho gha! According to the founding fathers of Filmdrunk, chicks with dicks are ok!!!
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…*
I’ll admit, his artistic abilities really have me intrigued. For instance, what is the social commentary he is trying to get across by that seventh dresser knob?
Hey, fuck you flux, YOU CAN’T BEAT A KLINGON IN A GAME OF MAGIC: THE GATHERING!!!
*slow clap*
…well playerd, sir…well played…
Banner Pic: The most blase’ mugging victim ever.
This picture really makes me think about my life. Like, I just discovered that I’d really like my nostrils to be vaginas. That way I could finger myself all day and when people caught me, I’d just say, “Hey man, I’m just picking my vagina.”
Plus, then I could take off work due to “yeast infections”.
*mumbles*Yeah right, bitch. Just happens to be the same day as the Cubs opener.*/mumbles*
Strokin mofo. I’ll draw your picture for half that. AND give you a bigger johnson.
*blows the dust off his red deck*
Since Al appropriately dursted, let’s go, Fek.
Oh, are german Forks allowed?
Dude, get Espanol! SPORK!
True story-He has an Italian “All Hallows Eve”.
True story-new up.
Is that Tranny doing the “I feel like chicken tonight” dance?
He is in my mind.
Meh. Big deal. Brett Ratner will blow you for $20.
“Vince” has either had the best night ever, or the worst. I mean, my god, what is holding that liquor bottle up?!