http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:02:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190974 Synak Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:30:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190974 This film was tentatively titled "Pumping Iron 2: Splosions" but Ahnold did not approve, unfortunately. This film was tentatively titled “Pumping Iron 2: Splosions” but Ahnold did not approve, unfortunately.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190943 Stone Soup Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:13:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190943 I'm excited. I always thought Point Break was nearly perfect, but Patrick Swayze's balls were just too big. I’m excited. I always thought Point Break was nearly perfect, but Patrick Swayze’s balls were just too big.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190942 Fek'lhr Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:07:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190942 Get away with what? Get away with what?

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190941 Donkey Hodey Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:02:28 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190941 We're going to pump *clap* a-you full of lead, motherfucker. We’re going to pump *clap* a-you full of lead, motherfucker.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190940 Al Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:00:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190940 Holy crap Fek, I get stuck in the dolphin net just for showing up. How the hell did you get away with THAT? Holy crap Fek, I get stuck in the dolphin net just for showing up. How the hell did you get away with THAT?

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190939 Donkey Hodey Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:59:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190939 *Point* "Break" was how the Rocky, Ivan Drago pre-fight banter was originally scripted. *Point* “Break” was how the Rocky, Ivan Drago pre-fight banter was originally scripted.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190938 Fek'lhr Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:58:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190938 In Michael Bay's Pulp Fiction, Jules wallet says, "Bad Monkey Fighter". In Michael Bay’s Pulp Fiction, Jules wallet says, “Bad Monkey Fighter”.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190937 Fek'lhr Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:56:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190937 In Michael Bay's Pulp Fiction, the "Royale with cheese" conversation is switched to a "GRRR...FREEDOM FRIES!" diatribe. In Michael Bay’s Pulp Fiction, the “Royale with cheese” conversation is switched to a “GRRR…FREEDOM FRIES!” diatribe.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190936 Fek'lhr Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:55:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190936 Michael Bay was surprised to find a house in both Nebraska AND Iowa with a sign for "Dead Nigger Storage"! Michael Bay was surprised to find a house in both Nebraska AND Iowa with a sign for “Dead Nigger Storage”!

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/michael-bay-pain-and-gain#comment-190935 Donkey Hodey Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:54:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12815#comment-190935 Well, since he won't be able to go with the one suave, smooth one and the high-strung one, I'm guessing he'll be forced to go with a high-strung black guy and a high-strung white guy. Well, since he won’t be able to go with the one suave, smooth one and the high-strung one, I’m guessing he’ll be forced to go with a high-strung black guy and a high-strung white guy.

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