MICHAEL BAY EATING CEREAL
04.15.09This one’s simply called “Michael Bay Eating Cereal,” and it’s pretty self-explanatory. It could’ve used a tiger or an explosion or two, but still, pretty good. I guess explosions just weren’t in the budget. Reached for comment, Michael Bay said, “Not in the budget!? You could’ve got $15 mil just for wearing an Omega watch, or 20 for shooting the whole thing inside a GM factory. Bush league, bro. I know a Chinaman over at LG I can put you in touch with.”
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Awesome.
LUCKY:Frosted Lucky Charms…They’ll blow your ass to pieces!
BAY: That was perfect. Cut and print.
Tony the Tiger-”Look it out! Its a Grrrrrrrrrenade!”
I can see Sean Connery’s character from The Rock, Mason Storm, dressed as Cap’n Crunch and saying, “Your best? Losers always whine about doin’ their best. Winners go home and fuck up a bowl of my cereal”
The only cereals Michael Bay eats are Corn Pops and Colon Blow.
Michael Bay always follows his nose.
To more cocaine.
Sometimes he’ll treat himself to a Bomb Pop for dessert.
Before Michael Bay came around, there were only Fruity Boulders.
snap, crackle, and EXPLOSION!!!!!
Snap, Crackle, BOOM!
Michael Bay hopes King Vitamin never discovers the secret location of the Honeycomb Hideout.
What are you eating?
Nut n’ Bitch.
Haha. You suck Pauly.
Instead of milk, Michael Bay pours accelerant on Cracklin’ Oat Bran.
Haha. I do.
“Thanks to Ufford and Punté for the simultaneous tip.”
Did you get “Chinese Finger Trapped”?
Michael Bay was very confused by Grape Nuts. Not only were they not grape flavored, but they taste nothing like testicles.