This isn’t news in the sense that it’s new, it’s more like holy-crap-how-come-I-never-knew-that news, if that makes any sense. Anyway, remember the “Aaron Burr” ad from 1993? The first Got Milk spot, the one that launched the most pervasive, most oft and annoyingly copied ad campaign in recent memory? Yup, that was a Michael Bay commercial. I’m not sure how to feel now that I know that. On the one hand, you can’t deny that it’s a really solid, perfectly-executed commercial. But on the other, does this mean we have Bay to blame for an annoying, un-clever slogan that refuses to die after 16 years and can be applied to any product with a sufficiently hacky marketing department? One thing is for certain: definitely could’ve used more tigers.
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GOT SEMEN?
*already in corner
That glass must be lactose intolerant.
*waves at Erswi while approaching corner*
Too bad it wasn’t a commercial for orange juice, then he’d already have his small, Pulp-Fiction movie completed.
This wasn’t the last time Bay used peanut butter in the mouth in one of his films. That’s how he got Martin Lawrence to look like he was acting in both Bad Boys movies.
Coincidentally, “BOOM!” sounds like “Burr” with peanut butter in your mouth.
I think it needs more robot fucking, maybe some tentacle rape.
I so cannot Durst with robot sex and octopus porn, can I?
…remember the “Aaron Burr” ad from 1993?
Unbelievably, I DO remember this, which worries me that Bay is a marketing genius, because I can’t remember what I had for lunch. Three hours ago.
Is it 4:20 yet?
I’m here for you, Eibz. Gimme a hug.
Ok, but hands off the butt this time!!
Michael Bay’s Hamilton was shot square in the face with a .50 cal before falling on a landmine.
Michael Bay can’t decide whether he prefers giant explosions or giant titties.
Transformers 2 ad campaign:
‘BOT MILK?
(Hey, I never said it was a GOOD campaign)
Everyone prefers giant titties. At least thats what the email from GR*WHGET%$s said.
That ad with the chick from ‘Heroes’ should’ve been: GOT MILF?
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(‘Midget’ and ‘fling’. She looks like she’d have a low drag coefficient … gnomesayin’?)
The guy in this commercial actually just got brutally killed on Lost. His characters’ name was Frogurt.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/7/72/5x02_Frogurt_dies.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6_M2n19YJM
The clip MUST be watched. Poor guy just can’t catch a break.
Does everybody have to await moderation now? I must’ve missed it whenever Pauly or Devo posted kiddie porn.
In the original cut of the commercial, the guy was spreading C-4 on his toast.
If you had to await moderation, you must have done something absolutely horrendous in a former life. Nobody posted kiddie anything, so don’t go and say something silly unless you want to await further moderation.
Sorry, been visiting /b/ too much, has kind of blurred the lines on what taboo subjects I can joke about and where. I think the moderation is because I posted a link, it’s all good.
Sean Whalen i will only know you as Frogurt ..
My comments are always awaiting masturbation…
I guess Roach never got his tongue back.