04.27.09 MEGAN FOX IN A CORSET OF THE DAY

Jesus Christ that bitch is skinny. She needs to eat a dick or something.

In the left banner pic she’s doing her awesome Arnie Grape impression.

I wanna see pics of Brolin as Jonah Hex!

I mean, that shit’s hot right there. fap fap fap

I’m sorry, but the Minute Glass figure is so Ethiopian.

I figured 1860’s whores probably smelled like saddle soap and bean farts. Guess I was wrong.

1860’s whores smell like the syph and whiskey dick.

That corset is working harder than Sexman’s braces.

Megan and I are going to play airplane.

I’ll stick my dick in her butt and spin her around like a propeller.

Besides Megan Fox giving me dick cramps, about this movie, uh, sounds beyond fucking retarded, ya?

She’s hot because she looks like she can’t run fast.

You’d think Malkovich would use voodoo to find a cure for fug.

I figure everybody in the past was stinky, so it all cancelled out. Kind of like modern Europe, or your mom’s mouth and ass.

Since she’s not the star of the movie, I object to the way you’re using Megan as a Hex symbol.

/If I could go back to the 1860’s, I would ignore the stench and prevent myself from making the Hex symbol joke.

I figure everybody in the past was stinky

My grandparent’s house lends some credence to that ellDem.

Hex is haunted by his past when his partner ASCI got killed.

Why am I suddenly craving a McRib?

36-24-36?

Only if she 7′8″.

Say what you want, this bitch has guts wearing this outfit.

If she wore it anywear near me she wouldn’t have any guts. Because I’d cut them outta her after I was done.
That’s how I roll.

I think I just sprained a testicle.

Rub some dirt on it, Crappy.

Aaaaahhh fuck! That dirt had broken glass in it! AAAaaahah!!

If she sneezes, she’s going to prolapse her uterus.

Yes, this is attractive, but if you were going to tell me this morning that in the afternoon you’ll show me pictures that will make me think the words “Megan Fox” and “really tight”, this is on the higher end of disappointments caused by my own imagination.

In 1860 she would have been burned for putting the spell of “chaffed dick” on all the men (and some of the women).

There must be some serious boning in that corset. The garment looks pretty well made, too.

I’m not exactly sure where she stores her guns by my imagination is getting revved up again.

Deringer?! Don’t hardly know h…
[gunshot rings out, Crappy drops]

Are you implying keyHo, that she holds her piece in her piece?

C-Dog: yeah, it’s her hoo-hoowitzer.

raise an undead army of confederate soldiers

I think they may be taking that whole “The South will rise again” crap a bit far.

She’s been known to have a Smith and Wesson in her kit and caboodle. Cost ‘em 5 cents a piece.

Death by .45 cal queef.

Where’d she hide that gun Sherrif.

Dunno, seems fishy to me.

Sherriff got his f shot off.

J, you sure it wasn’t a colt?

She calls her love tunnel weapon her Saturday Night Special.

Having a gun in your snatch is a truely primative attempt at birth control.

Don’t care where the gun is. I’d still blow fuck her brains out.

When she remembers to take her pills, all that comes out of her cooch is a flag that says “BANG!”

For the record I would fuck her brains out before I blew her brains out.

I’m not some kind of freak after all.

Having a gun go off in your box would redefine “bloody discherge.”

Megan has to tie little strings onto her bullets to get them out of the box.

Discherge is making me laugh… ha.

Usually the terms “pillbox” and “machine gun nest” aren’t quite interchangeable. Today, they are.

With all those explosives up there, we should probably just call her Megan Fawkes.

*Shout out to my British homies*

When you see dumb shit like this, you really start feeling for Jack the Ripper.

Damn keyHo. I gotta tell ya Guy, that was a bad joke.

That’s no corset of the day Vinky! That is clearly a corset of the night.

Megan’s gun has a hairpie trigger.

“Does this outfit make my thighs look chunky?”

Corset does.