James Cameron gives a ruling to the judges while Bay blatantly tries to influence their decision
Even though all his movies have sucked giant ox nuts so far, I have to admit that based on the press he’s done, I’m kinda starting to like McG.
McG loosens up [hehe -Ed.] on the subject of one of his detractors: Michael Bay, whose Transformers 2 will be taking on Terminator Salvation at the box office this summer. Bay and McG have been engaged in a “Whose robots are bigger, mine or yours?” contest for months. After McG shows me much of his near-finished film, he’s feeling pretty good and decides to take the feud to another level. “Michael Bay has a big c*ck,” he says. “But I’d like to believe mine is bigger.” McG smiles. “If he’s up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest.” [From this month's feature in Details]
He should film it, and call it You Got Served 2: Step Up 2 My Crotch. In related news, every time he unzips his fly, Michael Bay says “boom.” Every time.
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When Michael Bay masturbates he uses the boom grip.
When Michael Bay was circumcised he yelled “Cut!”
Intercepted Michael Bay McG phone conversation.
Bay: BOOOM! SMASH! BABOOM!!
McG: CRASH! POW! KABOOM!!
Bay: FAWOOOM! BRRRRRAAP!!…wait a second. Someone’s on the other line.
(Bay clicks over.)
Bay: Hello?
Voice: STAB! STAB! AHHHH! SLASH! GGGACK! HELP MEEEEE!!!
Bay: Oh hey Eli. Can I call you back?
In related news, every time he unzips his fly, Michael Bay says “boom.” Every time.
So does John Madden.
I know who wouldn’t win this contest.
*double thumbs towards self*
Call me if you wanna snuggle ladies.
Michael Bay cock is dyed red and has TNT tattooed on the shaft…..
These guys are just being cocky.
Whenever Michael Bay comes, somewhere a building is demolished
McG tells girls that the G stands for Girth.
The biggest weiner in the world belongs to Oscar Mayer.
The dick-measuring contest is always implied; I think it’s about time someone verbalized it. And dropped trou for realz.
**I used that semi-colon just for you, Mr. Editor
In her victory speech, Michelle Rodriguez thanked God, her parents, and El Taco Prisa.
Everytime I unzip my pants I’m reminded that 1000 yards is alot longer than it looks.*
* because of the restraining order.
If this was a dick tucking contest, Ratner would be the odds on favorite.
McG had to explain to his last girlfriend that the G stands for Grower, Not a Shower.
If it’s any consolation, boys, it’s been my experience (my very, very, extremely limited experience) that size doesn’t matter.*
*size totally matters
In honor of this contest, McG named his cock Urinator: Excretion.
Al’s right, with smaller hands I totally wouldn’t be able to hold the little girls down.
Yuck, Vince. Little girls have cooties.
Michael Bay unzips his fire-breathing dragon fly.
Michael Vick just called looking to wager on this cock fight.
Actually what I said about size is nothing but hearsay and conjecture. I’ve never even seen peni. They have little spikes on the end and shoot rainbows, right?
I’ve never even seen peni. They have little spikes on the end and shoot rainbows, right?
If it belongs to a gay clown.
Al, you do not want to taste the rainbow. It’s nothing like Skittles.
Yes, I was lied to about the penis’s candy dispensing properties. BAstards!
But Eibz, why would Uncle Dad lie to me?
I dont know Al, but when they tell you that your dog ran off to the puppy farm, they are really dead. It’s true. I’m sorry.
I’d love for you to continue to shatter all that was sacred about my childhood, but there’s a new up.
You Got Served 2: Step Up 2 My Crotch
McG – Over 1 Billion Served.