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04.14.09 OMG IT’S LINDSAY LOHAN LOL!

After “Zac Efron’s Pool Party“, Paris Hilton’s videos from a few months back, and now this eHarmony parody with Lindsay Lohan, it seems Funny or Die is fast becoming a medium for out-of-work actors to prove they have a sense of humor about themselves. Hard to say whether it’s working since none of these videos have been that funny, but if nothing else it proves they can read cue cards. This is easily Lindsay’s best performance since Mean Girls. I mean, I can only assume.

TAGS: EHARMONY, FUNNY OR DIE, LINDSAY LOHAN, VIDEOS

‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
miranda kerr deserves an apology (WWTDD)
WEEKEND PICKS: THE NOT-SO-BIG HOUSE (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)
MUSICAL GUEST: THE KAZOOKAYLELE KID (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)
POWER RANKINGS: MERCY FOX (With Leather)
miley cyrus is the angel of death (WWTDD)

There are 22 comments about:
OMG IT’S LINDSAY LOHAN LOL!

April 14th, 2009 at 9:06 am

Burnsy says:

More like ehhhhhhhhhmaybesixyearsagoHarmony.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:12 am

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm says:

Damn it I told Eharmony I wasn’t into bottom feeding diseased gingers. I want my money back.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:13 am

DeFrank says:

spotty at best.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:13 am

Juan says:

For some unexplained reason, the banner pic (Lilo with her mouth open) seems sexy to me…*cough*bj*cough*

April 14th, 2009 at 9:17 am

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm says:

This is just another blemish for Lindsey.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:20 am

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm says:

I hope you use protection fellas. I still think you can get AIDs from tongue kissing this bitch.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:24 am

Burnsy says:

She looks like she smells like the back seat of an ‘86 Buick LeSabre, of which the owner smoked three packs of Newports a day.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:24 am

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm says:

Come on guys. I look like a young Julianne Moore and drink like an old Dudley Moore.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:25 am

Fek'lhr says:

We already have “Freckletits” and “Firecrotch”…what about the rest of her?

“Degenerative Myopia Mouth”?

“Bubonic Bunghole”?

“Everlasting Knobslobber”?

April 14th, 2009 at 9:30 am

Stone Soup says:

I’ve seen her 29 key personality factors. Apparently she’s 26 parts sociopath, 3 parts whore.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:37 am

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm says:

@Stone Soup

Mix in some celery you got one hell of a Bloody Mary

April 14th, 2009 at 9:37 am

JHC says:

I rarely find redheads attractive. ::looks at banner pic:: This isn’t helping.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:38 am

Burnsy says:

Lindsay is willing to relocate for the right companion, however she warns that she has two cats, a dog and herpes.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:40 am

RoboPanda says:

She doesn’t have two cats and a dog.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:41 am

Burnsy says:

Lindsay’s ideal mate is white, skinny and served on a mirror.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:46 am

Burnsy says:

If Lindsay even has $400 in her bank account I’ll make Chodin give up sucking dick for a week.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am

Stinky Peet says:

I dunno man, I might need a quick dip in one of Saddam Hussein’s old acid tanks when it was over, but I definitely think I’d still go there.

I also think Lindsay agreed to do a self-deprecating video because her accountant told her she needs more tax write-offs.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am

Vodka says:

Lindsay did this gig for a 6 pack of Red Bull and a ride to the shoot.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:52 am

The Kurgan says:

I’d probably still hit it, but i’m sure my 5 inch penis is no match for Sam Ronson’s fist.

April 14th, 2009 at 9:52 am

Fek'lhr says:

Do you know what to do when you are out hiking in a forest, and you come upon Lindsay Lohan laying on the ground crying, clutching a clown mask, claiming to have been raped, and that both of her legs have been broken?

Change the batteries in your GPS, because you are OBVIOUSLY walking in circles!