Yep, it’s a sexy lightsaber underwear fight. And yep, it turns out it’s a commercial for body spray. Does anyone actually use body spray? When the hell did this happen? I’ve definitely never looked at cologne and thought, “Hey, you know what’d make this better? If I could cover my whole body in it, and it smelled more like cheap deodorant.” I think it was all a ruse to be able to put closeups of girls’ ass and tits and vaginas on mainstream TV. In which case, bravo, you stinky guidos.
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Having not watched it yet, lemme just say one thing . . .
If one of these bitches doesn’t use it to cut a brassiere off,
DEAD2ME!!!
It’s ok, we’re cool.
The only way this could be hotter for Star Wars fans is if Yoda was beating off in the corner on Amidala’s face.
Vader: These girls are all too easy.
Yoda: When fighting naked girls you see, not get hard you will not.
Would it have been so fuckin’ difficult to have them wearing old school Star Wars Underoos?
I am trying to jack it over here!
If you strike me down I will become more slutty than you could possibly imagine.
Replace them with a Wookie and two Ewoks and you’ve got my Friday night.
“Hey, you know what’d make this better? If I could cover my whole body in it, and it smelled more like cheap deodorant.”
*eats pineapples*
I dunno Smokes. I can imagine pretty fuckin slutty.
Gnomesayin?
I’d watch this but I’ve already been warned about jacking off at work. Apparently it makes people feel uncomfortable.
I wish i lived in the 50′s I could smoke, jack off and slap a womans ass in the office and no one would bat an eyelid.
I feel a disturbance in The Force. It’s like a million souls screaming out. Wait, I’m getting more details… Ok – that makes sense. It was my sperm. BRB.
But Affy, what would you be jacking to without interweb pron?
Whoa, that’s like a Zen riddle idn’t it?
Smoke, your powers are weak, old man.
needs scissoring, dildo’s and ass 2 mouth for me to be slightly interested.
Needs the bald goofball to be in footy pajamas.
They were going to just play a game of Tag. But the director gave that idea the Axe.
Ancient weapons are no match for a big vibrating dong by your side, kid.
GRRRR…FEKLAHR SHOT FIRST!!!
*skeet skeet skeet*
What if one of them girls had one of them…”double lightsabers” like Darth Maul…tee hee hee…
It’s smells like Admiral Ackbar in here.
Fek’lhr, if they did have a double lightsaber someone would yell out “ass to ass” and throw some money on the floor.
What I learned from that commercial: I have as much a chance of attracting two hot girls with body spray as witnessing a light saber duel in a bar.
I kept waiting for one of them to chewboxa.
Stoney, you need to hit the bars with Him a little more often it seems!
*BZZZZZZZZZZZT! VWOOOOM VWOOOM VWE VWOOOM!*
Light saber ASS-2-ASS!
dee-Queen Amidala + Jennifer Connoly. Nuff said.
Pauly-see His previous post.
Fek-I’m still drunk