04.03.09 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY GETS HER ASS BEAT

Wow.

I was all set for some FAPPIN, then I see the Video has been removed.

The commerical is called Pirates of the Caribbeatin’

commercial

Heyo Captain Jack!

Heyo Captain Jack!

Beat that bitch don’t take it back.

Beat that bitch don’t take it back.

I would beat her ASS while screaming

WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?

I call bullshit. I imagine Keira Knightly to have approximately the same structural characteristics as a balsa wood airplane you buy at the drug store. The breeze from the fake punch would have split her in two.

Video works again. Fucking cocksucking YouTube.

Hello. My name is Domino Hah-vey. And I want to tauk to you today about spousal abuse.

If it’s wrong to be aroused…

Oh fuck it. I need more Kleenex.

Man, we are still kicking Britain’s ass.

Annnnd I’m spent.

Is it wrong that I’d rather beat off to this in front of a womens shelter than watch that 2-minute ASPCA ad with all the starving dogs in it?

You’re welcome.

Chris Brown: And they lived happily ever after.

WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?

I’d be pissed too if my girlfriend bought an apartment with no fucking walls.

Right now up in heaven, Ike Turner is yelling “Ya gotta work the kidneys!”

Guys who beat their wives just piss me off. They’re the exact same people who brag about dominating in Madden despite keeping the computer AI set on “rookie”. I mean FUCK, of course you’re going to win every time when the defense only ever runs cover 2 and the same zone blitz. Pussy assholes.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, don’t hit women.

You like pain?….try wearing a corset.

Or getting bully-footed by a scruffy faced limey.

If I were gonna abuse her, I’d at least throw some THROAT GAGGIN in da mix.

I hear thats how men put their wives to bed in the Middle East.

That guy would so own Channing Gaytum.

Hollywood. What kind of idiot kicks a woman with bare feet?

You’re just asking for a broken toe.

Break a toe on Keira? I’m surprised she didn’t escape through a crack in the floor.

Donk, I wish I knew what the hell “Computer Al” was.

This was the first time I had a wet dream awake.

A.I.

It’s that movie with Jude Law as a robot hooker and a talking bear that wasn’t trying to sell fabric softener.

He should have landed some shots to her tits. Poor man’s boob job. You don’t see the bruises with the lights off.

I only got 25 seconds into this video and wanna beat her ass for driving while taking off her make-up.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING ROAD YOU DUMB BITCH!!!

@JHC

Keira’s tits are so small he’d probably miss.

Was the PSA about whether or not I should get bangs? That’s all I got out of it. And an image of a raging Bexy. Grrrr.

Sure, now it shows up.

Fuck me.

Trailer Park Boys Rules!

Proper etiquette is the backhand and the hair drag before the pushdown and kick. He’s obviously an amateur

That’s for PoTC 3, bitch. Now make me a sammich.