JUDD APATOW’S DAUGHTER IS VIOLENT
04.23.09Leslie Mann (Apatow’s wife) went on Ellen the other day to promote 17 Again and told a story about how her co-star Zac Efron agreed to call her daughter Maude (her and her sister were the best part of Knocked Up) on her 10th birthday. It’s as annoying as you might imagine a group of 10-year-old girls to be (God I hope I don’t have daughters), but she redeems herself seconds later when she knocks some little dude on his ass for no reason. What’s he doing at a party with a bunch of screaming girls anyway? I can’t decide if he’s a little pimp or an Efron in training. Depends on whether his last name has a hyphen, I think.
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10 years from now, that little kid is going to be on wanted posters nationwide. Just kidding, he will be a coffee drinking hipster douche wearing black. FAG!
Huh, I had no idea Apatow was married to her. She’s pretty good looking, too. I desperately hope that his life imitates his art and that every time they have sex, she’s wearing a bra and granny panties with a dime-sized hole cut in the crotch.
I see that little kid is following the Stone Soup Friendship Method. Prepare to masturbate a lot, kid.
Wow, inky pee…just…wow.
Hey, let’s help this little fucker out and give him some meth/pcp, violent pornography, and Conan the Barbarian movies. He’s got some hahdening the fawk ahp ta do!
Fek, seriously, the day he films a sex scene with an actress who isn’t somehow wearing her goddamned underwear is the day he’s allowed to bang his wife with the lights on.
NEW UP!
You know how I know your gay? You got your ass handed to you by a girl.
…her co-star Zac Efron agreed to call her daughter Maude on her 10th birthday.
What an odd request. What’s the little girl’s name, anyway?