JJ ABRAMS’ STAR TREK LOOKS… UH…
04.08.09
Two new clips from JJ Abrams’ Star Trek hit the web – in the first, Karl Urban does his best impression of original Bones DeForest Kelley. In the second, Chris Pine’s James Kirk throws some cheesy lines at Zoe Saldana (Uhura) and picks a fight with some Star Fleet cadets who keep calling him a hick and a townie. I think I get it, he’s a tough kid who leads with his fists, and, often, his heart. Definitely needs more parkour.
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Where’s the redband of Spock Vulcan Neckpinching children?
Yeah, uh … apparently Star Trek had some kind of premiere in Sydney last night.
Or so I read, on a movie blog.
Disease and Danger wrapped in Darkness and Silence.
“Tell me about it.” said Amy Whinehouse’s pussy.
keep calling him a hick
You get used to it. *runs to outhouse to cry*
So this Kirk is like Channing Tatum, except he fights with a starship instead of sweaty man-hugs.
If Kirk was really from Iowa, he would be much better at wrestling.
Cattle. I mean fat chicks. I mean with tobacco addiction. I mean with inner demons. GRRR…STATE SUCKS!Uhura looked like she wanted to shank Kirk.
Wait…Kirk’s into four on ones?
People are only calling him a hick because his friend Brian posted a video of him fucking a sheep and called him a hick so you guys better stop calling him a hick or you’ll be sorry!!!
I live in the city and i fuck sheep.
Captain’s Log Stardate 2199.
Man if you could see the piece of ass I just ran into. Says her name’s Uhura. I bet she is. Hehe. I bet she is.
That was the battle of Falkirk.
Later, when he bangs Uhura, it’s the battle of Dunkirk.
*anybody want to play Risk in the corner with me?*
Cadet’s log: “Well, I finally installed the last of the running water taps in Riverside…I guess it’s off to Starfleet for me!”
Chekov’s Log: Bones called me a pinko commy again. I called ‘im a bug eyed imperialist whose country ve should ‘ave made a vasteland. Ve had a good laugh.
Karl doesn’t look very urban to me.
Kirk wants to tap some Urban ass, I think… but which?
Tribbles Log: That dos cunt Scotty used me as a sporran again.
DeForest Kelley reminds me of this shaving video I downloaded once.
Once.
Laughs abound when Kirk introduces the gang to Lemonade Tacos (and face herpes)!
Heath Ledger was cast to play Ensign Jones, but he took the role a little too seriously.
new up, btk
Jada Pinkett is looking good.
*takes white sheets out of dryer*
Is it me or does Kirk sound a lot like a young Christian Slater?? Or an old Christian Slater…