Terrifying robot video after the jump
Hey, guess which country is building terrifying humanoid robots!
The creators of the Child-robot with Biomimetic Body, or CB2, say it’s slowly developing social skills by interacting with humans and watching their facial expressions, mimicking a mother-baby relationship. The team is trying to teach the pint-sized android to think like a baby who evaluates its mother’s countless facial expressions and “clusters” them into basic categories, such as happiness and sadness.
Professor Minoru Asada, also a member of the Japanese Society of Baby Science [Editor's Note: !!!!!], said the CB2 has taught itself how to walk with the aid of a human and can now move its body through a room quite smoothly, using 51 “muscles” driven by air pressure.
In coming decades, Asada expects science will come up with a “robo species” that has learning abilities somewhere between those of a human and other primate species such as the chimpanzee [hopefully without the chimp-like propensity to rip off your face and genitals].
Thousands of humanoids could be working alongside humans in a decade or so, if that is what society wants, said Fumio Miyazaki, engineering science professor at the Toyonaka Campus of Osaka University. “Robots have hearts,” said Kokoro planning department manager Yuko Yokota. “They don’t look human unless we put souls in them. When manufacturing a robot, there comes a moment when light flickers in its eyes. That’s when we know our work is done.”
Public opinion in Japan may be more open to robots than in the West, where dark science fiction visions from movies such as “Bladerunner” and “Terminator” have conjured images of robo-soldiers taking over the world. “Japanese people have a friendly image towards robots,” said Toshiba’s Yoshimi.
Asada said Japan’s indigenous animistic belief system may also have readied people to accept human-like robots with minds of their own. “Everything has a mind — the mind of the lamp, the mind of the chair, the soul of the desk,” he said, pointing at objects in his office. Therefore the machines should have their mind too. If we proceed in this study, machines may have something like a human mind or ‘robo-mind’,” he said. [Breitbart]
Say for the sake of argument I had them build me a beautiful sex-bot with the mind of a chimp and the lithe, nubile exoskeleton of a 15-year-old. Theoretically, would that be wrong? I mean, the heart wants what it wants, and what it wants is a monkey-brained rape machine.
[hat tip: Cinematical]

You know someone’s going to fuck this thing, right?
Those robot’s eyes aren’t almond enough.
Apparently the long-term genetic effect of nuclear radiation is the total lack of ability to detect creepiness.
Cure for cancer. Environmentally Safe Fuel. Eternal Food Source. No. I want the best scientists in the world working on I fucking Robot.
If they export that baby to the US, it will immediately have a giant spoiler and neon graphics stuck onto it.
They don’t look human unless we put souls in them.
“Tell me about it.” Said the producers American Idol.
That flicker in their eyes is the Skynet com link coming online.
The Japanese, sinning against nature since August 5th, 1945.
Whoa, I got nothin’. That was extremely creepy.
I really hope I’m dead before this becomes mainstream.
My fantasy of raping V.I.K.I from Small Wonder is almost coming into fruition.
Cleaning Man at Lab: “Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?”
[CB2 visualizes: ‘POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
YES/NO;
GA GA GOO GOO?;
ME WANT WOOBY;
WANT MY BINKY;
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
CB2: “Fuck you, asshole.”
I can sell you the parts, Vince
*checks stock on chimps and skeletons*
Take one damn look at that gook-bot and tell His ass we don’t need Chuck Heston ALIVE and LEGALIZING FIREARMS for American citizens!
somebody call me when they make robot lolis
When it turns eleven…..
…can it be taught to trade blow-jobs for a ride in your car???
“monkey-brained rape machine” = Kobe Bryant?
I’d like to know why there are no other posts tagged “Monkey Brained Rape Machines”.
Shut up, Crappy.
“has learning abilities somewhere between those of a human and other primate species such as the chimpanzee” so, it’s gonna be working the Taco Bell drive thru?
[points @ Al] HA! BOOSH!
Great, thinks like an infant, so all of the self absorbed irrationallity and helplessness, but wihtout the vast volumes of bodily excreations?!
Humanity +1
Everything has a mind — the mind of the lamp, the mind of the chair, the soul of the desk,” he said, pointing at objects in his office.
Anybody else say “I love lamp” aloud after reading that part?
Eventually, Japanese space probes will be controlled by a shipboard artificial Intelligence named HAR.
No Donk, but I did say it aloud in a Yoda voice, then stabbed myself in the neck with a letter opener.
I R TERRIFIED.
The Japanese Society of Baby Science was originally established to figure out where babies come from. Popular belief hints at bukkake, but research is inconclusive.
Will it have a New York accent like Rosie from the Jetsons?
If it learns to whack-off….will it start looking more “Japanese?
The Japanese Society of Baby Science time-shares their labs with NAMBLA Expat Services.
Pictured; CB2 learns to properly cringe when Daddy San comes home stinking of rice wine.
Sources tell me, ‘to time-share’ is not a real word. I will have the Japanese Society of Baby Rape Jokes look into that.
“cevrimichihaber”…?
cervical rim i c hi have beer?
I… Wow… I’m going to turn off my computer, go pick up a handle of Jack… And drink this image out of my mind… Yeah…
Did it just say Eff off when it was touching them? -Don’t worry roboman you don’t have to be polite if someones touching your private areas.