04.14.09 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EVAN RACHEL WOODS YOU
The current issue of GQ has a feature and photo spread on Evan Rachel Wood - whom you may remember from The Wrestler, Thirteen, and her pervy Marilyn Manson video - and they were kind enough to send over some photos. They say...
Evan Rachel Wood is that rare and ruinous combination of innocent girl next door and kinky neighbor down the street. [...] Recently, she was linked with her Wrestler co-star, the 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. “There was no truth to it, and it was so annoying,” says Wood, now 21, who is back with Manson after “taking some time” away from the relationship. Of Rourke, she says: “The friendship was intimate and nice, and this makes it weird.”
I say: I like this picture where she’s kinda spread eagled the best. It makes me picture her vagina for some reason. I guess I’m old fashioned like that.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EVAN RACHEL WOODS YOU
I do the same thing. The phone is disconnected. It’s just hilarious to watch them tip themselves over.
Evan Rachel Wood: “Can I call you back? I’m tied up at the moment.”
So, she is a natural redhead I see.
Paul Rudd: Wow… the carpet in this case does match her pubes.
Twice. While I typed this. Gnome sayin’?
DeFrank, I’m not sure but I think you’re on my dick.
I met Marilyn Manson and Evan on a caravaning holiday in Anglesey. A charming couple although Marilyn was a bit stingy with the digestive biscuits. He’s quite the amateur botanist though, and could identify many of the local shrubs.
@Chino - It should be noted that I’d fall off if it wasn’t for your massive erection.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Or clubbing seals. Or pushing old ladies into traffic. Or being a Nazi. Gnome sayin’?
actually, i think the carpet matches the carpet, too.
Evan Rachel gives me…
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an erection. Gnome sayin’?
Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson really complement each other: next to her he looks buff, and next to him she looks tan.
I’d definitely go “Down in the Valley” for her.
Evan is a boy’s name.
Last time the innocent girl next door and the kinky neighbor down the street got together, they issued a three-state amber alert.
I like how she would make my dick look like the Olympic torch.
Sorry to say it but I’m gonna be MIA for a while since my boss is starting to get bitchy about interweb usage @ werk. Can’t get on @ home either as there’s very little free time to go around now. Catch up wiff you bird rapists when I can.
We’ll miss you, Swi! BTK, your turn.
Oh, right, the internets at werk thing.
*pours out a piss boot for Erswi*
[Drops to floor under yPula's piss boot, catches stream in mouth]
We’ll miss you broham! Fuck the man!!
@Donk–speaking of amber alerts, let me alert you to the fact that she has amber pubes.
Better than being Hustla’d, Erswi
@Vince–if you consider that “spread eagled,” you have not spent much time in my basement. [Note to self: buy 50lb bag of lime].
Somebody get this eagle off me. Gahhh my eye!
Cabbie #1: Who the hell would let Marilyn Manson fuck them?
Cabbie #2: Evan Rachel would.
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