04.16.09 THIS SUMMER… STUFF BLOWS UP
This is the second trailer for The Hurt Locker, Point Break director Katherine Bigelow’s latest, centering on the Explosive Ordinance Disposal squad - basically, the bomb squad of the Iraqi occupation force.
…based on the first-hand observations of journalist and screenwriter Mark Boal [who also wrote In the Valley of Elah], who was embedded with a special bomb unit in Iraq. It is a gripping portrayal of real-life sacrifice and heroism and a layered, probing study of the soul-numbing rigors and potent allure of the modern battlefield. [Apple]
I’m torn. There are lots of explosions, but no tits and hardly any rap metal. If I’m going to spend 12 bucks on something, I need to know it’s going to be extreme.
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THIS SUMMER… STUFF BLOWS UP
I can’t wait for the National Guard music video ad to come on before this movie.
I saw “The Hurt Locker” at the mall. They sell high-heeled shoes. whackety schmackety fuck my life
That Barrett .50 Cal in the bottom left gets me all hot and bothered. And not like “Oh hey that girl is hot.” More like “Oh hey that girl is hot. They let them dress like that in junior high?” Bye bye $12.
Its gonna be rather Freudian when this film actually bombs.
When asked for comment Michael Bay said “Its the feel good movie of the year” and “Boom! Blam! Baboooom!!!”
No Swayze? Pass.
After the screening, Michael Bay turned the Katherine Bigelow and said, “Awesome.”
There are tits, but they’re wrapped in hundreds of years of religious oppression. Or is that not what you were getting at?
I feel like an ass for sitting here in my jammies now when I should be doing so much more.
*Suits up in full body armor to go disarm squirrels*
No Busey? His teeth alone warrant some sort of specialized disposal squad.
“soul-numbing rigors and potent allure” is how I describe my love life. I use really strong chloroform.
They stole that title from my favorite children’s book series featuring furniture as anthropomorphic characters. The Hurt Locker followed The Melancholy Ottoman and preceded The Randy Ladder.
You shouldn’t disarm squirrels, Michelle. Have you ever seen a squirrel try to pick up acorns with little metal robot arms? Wait, that’s adorable. Carry on then.
“If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die comfortable”
The motto for any man who fucks Pamela Anderson without a rubber.
Chelle0, they’re just trying to get a nut to make you move your butt. Why you gotta hate on them?
They know too much. And never call me back.
It’s my stag do tomorrow and I’m being all orignal and going paintballing, it’s totally going to be like this.
BTK, The Randy Ladders would be an awesome band name.
Congrats, affleck!
Hurt Locker < Boo Box
Missed a real opportunity to call this BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD.
The only Hurt Locker I know is the one the wrestling team decided I’d spend High School in.
However, The Burt Locker is a movie about all the sick shit Burt Reynolds keeps in his apartment.
Congrats Affleck!!!
(and new up)
Congrats Affleck.
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