I’ll take pretty much any excuse I can to post this video, but today I have a good one: the writer/director behind Død Snø (the movie this clip comes from, which opens in 
Tommy Wirkola has an idea: “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.” Wirkola pitched Will Ferrell’s production company on the idea of exploring how things played out for the poor siblings 15 years after that whole gingerbread house incident. Simply put, they’re now specialized bounty hunters looking to put down the cackling black-hat set.
“The idea is, they’ve grown up and they hunt witches,” Adam McKay said. “It’s a hybrid sort of old-timey feeling, yet there’s pump-action shotguns. Modern technology but in an old style. We heard it and we were just like, ‘That’s a freakin’ franchise! You could make three of those!’” [Yahoo]
Okay, settle down, spaz. In the original, Hansel and Gretel burned the witch alive in an oven. But if I know anything about bounty hunters, it’s that the worst thing they do to anyone is shoot them with mace or paintball guns. Oh, and they hate black people. So basically, this is a modernized version of a germanic fairy tale in which the protagonists burn people in ovens and hate black people. Talk about The Reader all over again.



This “Jew Joke Opportunity Alarm” application for my iPhone was worth every penny.
This is going to turn into an allegory about diabetes, isn’t it?
Sounds suspiciously like the plot for Van Helsing, and we all know how well that turned out.
Burnsy was that a free app? Because that would be the height of irony if it were.
Gretel is killing witches in revenge for her sweet tooth and fat ass!
I just wanna put my lovin’ [cough]then you[cough] in your oven.
If Michael Bay were making it, I guarantee Garmin would come out with a bread crumb edition GPS to cross-market.
I think it would be a better movie if the Pillsbury dough boy opened fire on the church bake sale!!!
I think it would be a better movie if the Pillsbury dough boy opened fire on the church bake sale!!!
‘Dough Day Afternoon’?
“Say hello to my leetle friend!”
*pulls out rolling pin
What? No Halloween 2 spoilers???
These guys have a thing for cold places. may I suggest they make this in the 49th state?
The could call it Baked Alaska
Adam Mcnotallthatfunny could cast the Brothers Grimm well the Brother Grimm in one of those rolls.
They should change the names of Hansel and Gretel to Howitzer & Grenadier.
Hansel and Gretel should put up a sign that says that they are being literal or else they’ll get hired by a bunch of divorced men.
What an original idea!
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