The trailer for Oneechanbara Vortex, a Japanese film about a girl in a bikini who kills zombies with a samurai sword, isn’t in English and doesn’t have subtitles, but somehow I don’t think we’re missing much. I love how straightforward the Japanese are about this stuff. I can only imagine the focus group discussions over there – “Look, lady, I’m a regular guy. I like my steaks medium, my potatoes mashed, my beer cold, and my sex violent, underage, and cartoonish, okay? We don’t have to reinvent the wheel here.”
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The titles of most the movies I watch late at night end in “…in a Bikini”.
Did the zombies come from all the nuclear testing?
if there weren’t still people in the office I’d lose the pants seeing as how I’m alone in here.
Where’d you fuckers come from?
*frap frap frap*
The great thing about Oriental girls is that they fit in the trunk so much easier!
“Oriental” is my favorite porn genre and Ramen flavor.
For those so inclined, He has updated His blog…AGAIN.
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Do Oriental girls hold their swords sideways?
GIRL IN BIKINI KILLS ZOMBIES W SAMURAI SWORD
So does she kill the zombified corpses of George Bush Sr. and Jr. or are George Bush’s ashes used in the creation of a Samurai Sword?
GIRL IN BIKINI KILLS ZOMBIES W SAMURAI SWORD
This is another Axe Body Spray commercial, right?
If the Japanese were reinventing the wheel, they’d probably call it the wiil.
Based on the photos, Oneechanbara may just be Japanese for Kirr Birr, but this movie will bring great joy to Tarantino nonetheless.
Chino: only if they want to look at the whole blade at once.
Peet: not the angle I was going for but that was fucking awesome.
It might be the ativan talking, but as long as this movie is in entirety a bunch of half-nekkid chicks jumping around, I’m pretty confident they’ll save the Lec Centre by then end.
What. The. Fuck?
No vampires?
Are their brown-eyes slanted?
The best part about the sword they use? It can cut through a tin can and STILL let you slice a zombie so thin you can see through it.
But wait, there’s more…