04.20.09 GET READY FOR ‘THE DA VINCI COD3′
Tell me… Is this where the weed at, Your Holiness?
The Da Vinci Code sucked and Angels & Demons doesn’t look any better, but that didn’t stop Columbia from greenlighting a sequel as soon as the ink was dry on Dan Brown’s latest manuscript. With any luck, there’s still time to convince Ron Howard to cut the translucent fuzz on top of his head before the next press tour. (*dry heave*)
Dan Brown has announced that his next installment of the “Da Vinci Code” series is “The Lost Symbol,” which will be published in the U.S. and Canada by Doubleday on September 15, 2009. The first print run will be a whopping 5 million copies. “This is a great day for readers and booksellers,” said Sonny Mehta, chairman/editor in chief of the Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group.
It is not a bad day for Columbia Pictures, either, which has another continuing global franchise to go along with “Spider-Man.” [Variety]
Yes, come to think of it, the Dan Brown trilogy is just like Spider-Man. Seems like every Halloween, more and more kids come to my door dressed in Tom Hanks wigs and plastic foreheads. They love that biblical shit.
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GET READY FOR ‘THE DA VINCI COD3′
‘The Lost Symbol’ is what happened when Prince drove through Kansas in 2006.
Seems like every Halloween, more and more kids come to my door dressed in Tom Hanks wigs and plastic foreheads.
That’s not Halloweeen; they’re making fun of you.
“The Lost Symbol” is what you call the little plus sign on your girlfriend’s pregnancy test; as in “you gambled, you lost, sucker.”
“The Lost Cymbal” is the least of the drummer for Def Leppard’s concerns.
UGH! This fucking post has sucked the funniness out of FD! We need Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute…FAST!!!!!!
Who’d have thought Richie Cunningham would end up looking like Ralph Malph’s creepy uncle?
I Vatican’t wait for this!
Besides, these stupid baktag books are just there to feed the fundies needs of fairy-tales and the possibility of “truth” to the bible.
Here’s a fucking story for you yIntagh Christians: One morning a JW knocked on His door and the world was less one JW. THe next day two JW came looking for the lost JW, and He burned down every church in a square galacto-mile*. Fuck off and die.
*like, a bazillion miles
Thanks, Fek. I kinda liked the pregnancy test one.
the Dan Brown trilogy is just like Spider-Man
So in The Lost Symbol, Hank’s character gets an even more horrible emo haircut, sings, dances and tells his overbearing hag of a girlfriend to go fuck herself only to find out that it was an accident that the Sandman killed Jesus?
Banner Pic: Wait a minute, I though his whole body was taken up to heaven? You’re telling me that this box contains the foreskin of Jesus Christ?
Banner Pic: There better be some weed left in here.
“The Lost Symbol” isn’t in some alter boy’s rectum, but I’m sure the Priest will look anyway.
WHY DOES THAT BANNER PIC MAKE ME WANT TO MURDER THAT WOMAN?
/kenshamrock
The lost symbol is for the handicapped parking that most people who would go see this use at theaters.
I just hope the t(h)urd movie has as much Hall, Oates and farts.
They could call it The Tosst Salyd and it would still make a square galacto-dollar. People are reliably dumb.
The Lost Thimble is the only piece I’m missing in my Monopoly game.
Banner Pic: Can I borrow this wee coffin? There’s a dead hobbit in my trunk. Long story.
The symbol is lost? Aks the litlle drummer boy where it’s at.
pa rum pum pum pum
Donk, watch yo’ dick nigga!
I am quite familiar with the ‘Lost Symbol’. I would frequently get lost on campus while looking for the math lab. Other students would signal each other that there was a lost classmate in the hall by all placing their thumb and index finger in an ‘L’ formation on their forehead. This way, I wouldn’t feel silly for being in the wrong area.
*throws up the lost symbol for Pauly*
VATOS LOCOS 4 LIFE!
True story: John Oates real last name is “Aas” but he changed it when they formed the band.
Hall n’ Aas? Sounds like a trucker band.
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