04.01.09 GEORGE CLOONEY & YOUR MOM MAKE A PORNO
It’s being reported today that GEORGE CLOONEY has signed up to star in a GERMAN SCHEISS VIDEO opposite YOUR MOM. It’s true! I swear, I’m not JUST SAYING THAT because today is APRIL FOOL’S DAY. *wink wink nudge nudge chicken dance poop on the floor*
GEORGE CLOONEY and YOUR MOM agreed to do a Euro-pooporn for helmer BRETT RATNER over COCKTAILS at the Airport Travelodge the other night, NOT THAT SHE WAS DIFFICULT TO CONVINCE, GNOME SAYIN?
Prexy JERRY BRUCKHEIMER will finance the project through his MONEY I STOLE FROM STUPID PEOPLE shingle. It begins LENSING at the RESEDA YMCA on May 5th, opposite the JIMENEZ FAMILY CINCO DE MAYO FAJITA EXTRAVAGANZA.
Source = Variety.
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GEORGE CLOONEY & YOUR MOM MAKE A PORNO
More Dreamworks news? C’mon…
I was lensing at the Reseda YMCA recently when my binoculars fell on my erect penis.
Vince studied at the Casey McDougal School of April Fool’s Pranks.
Who’s Casey McDougal?
Seriously?
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/is-there-an-april-fools-plot-afoot
You expect me to remember shit from yesterday? What am I, Kreskin?
Dude, where’d you get the picture of my mom? And who’s the chick on the left also?
Faith Hill looks like shit.
Well my mom’s into golden showers. Shows what you know! Wait…I’ve said too much.
Are they gonna call it Ocean’s Number 2?
I haven’t seen an April Fool’s joke this convincing since I heard that they’re still giving Brett Ratner work in Hollywood.
George Clooney made a porno with Terri Shaivo when my mom told him to eat his vegetables.
As long as Kevin Smith isn’t directing. The last time he put together a movie about two people making a porno, it wasn’t very satisfying.
My mom is in a coma.
George Pooney. Tee hee. Poon
My 10-second review of Zack & Miri Make a Porno:
Just like a bad porno, this one had an uninteresting plot, took too long to get to the good stuff, and all too often cut to a shot of an angry asshole right when you think you’re starting to enjoy yourself.
So…what — an hour and a half of Clooney banging a pile of ashes?
Brett Ratner: How ’bout From Dookie Til Dawn? No? Okay Michael Crapton? Diariana? The Poopmaker? Good Night Good Fuck?
I have nothing to add, I just had to comment in the April Fools’ Day post.
Happy Birthday, Al!
I’ve seen this already. My mom gives Clooney a snowball and a little bit dribbles onto his chin. She then licks her thumb and rubs it off for him.
The film starts off with George Clooney running inside and crying about having a boo-boo on his pee-pee.
BTK, for those of you who never check Vince’s sources. This may be an excellent time to start.
So my dad not only reads filmdrunk, but is also one of Vince’s sources? I need to sit down.
Psst…Vince….*cough*…uh…where can I get a copy of the unedited pic?
Email me.
shit.
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