I LIKE THE MEXICAN ONE
04.23.09
This is the trailer for Jerry Bruckheimer’s kid movie G-Force. It went 18 seconds before a product placement, 28 before pointlessly pimping a pop song out of context, and had only two poop jokes and one fart sound effect. Impressive, Jerry, I know how much restraint that took.
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I want one of those! they would be able to escape from my ass using their spy skills instead of dying in there like the normal ones do. and then we can start the party over again and again!
kurg, consider my thunder officially stolen.
Uhhh does Bill Nighy know he’s in this? I have a feeling they filmed his scenes Bowfinger style.
I like the Mexican one is what my mom said when I asked who was a better lover- Pauly, Donk, or Robo.
Well Zack Galifianakis, now that we know exactly what you are, we just need to negotiate the price.
In Mexico, a Guinea Pig is named ‘Juarez’
In Peru, a Guinea Pig is named ‘almuerzo’
You Know, I don’t think Guinea pig secret agents are really the answer. What it takes a year or 2 to train them to the standard required, then you can’t just throw them in at the deep end so you got a year or so of easy missions. Guinea pigs live for like 5 years. it just doesn’t make economical sense.
Also I don’t see one with slick back hair and a tank top.
Needs more Botasky and Packy.
This is actually more artistically sound than you guys are giving it credit for.
The gerbils are a metaphor for Jerry Bruckheimer is a moron, and them being spies represents Jerry Bruckheimer should be executed. They marry this altogether with the name G-Force, which means- Disney plz get cancer. K thx.
needs more
Richard Gererobot fuckingA Mexican Guinea Pig? Can he make you an offer you can’t refuse and then steal your job?
Erswi- Can’t make it about Richard Gere. Guinea Pigs are not the same as Gerbils. Damn.
He is a hack of a producer. They are a team of executives with a shitload of cash and a shitload for brains. Now, they make the audience suffer through what should be classified as torture. Studio Funding: Rated PG-13.
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