Folks, sometimes we here at FilmDrunk like to take a time out from movie news to ponder the big questions. Questions like, “Who’s better at fighting bears, Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris) or Hercules (Lou Ferrigno)?”
Hercules seems to be a clear winner, on account of him beating up the bear and throwing it into outer space (though the bear’s ghost does growl menacingly at us). Meanwhile, Walker defeats his bear simply by looking into his soul, like some kind of pacificist, new-age pussy. What’s up, Chuck? I thought you were a Republican. Or maybe I switched on Walker Canadian Mountie by mistake? If so, my bad.
I want more like this!
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