Fri Free for All is that time of the week when I don’t need a newsworthy pretense to post a video. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
Don’t worry, folks, it’s not just a cute headline, this video actually does feature a South American hobo swallowing live mice. He swallows three of them whole, occasionally tugging at his own ear (maybe that helps them go down??). Now remember, kids, don’t try this at home. Come to my apartment and do it. We could use a rat catcher around here. Also: I wonder if this guy’s poops look like owl pellets.
[thanks to Rich for the tip]
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I bet his poops look just like Minnie’s.
This is like a snuff film Mickey Mouse would watch.
Alternate ending to Pixar’s Ratatouille
He hates Mieces to Pieces.
Problem is, if you eat three blind ones, it gives you the runs.
The homeless have a distinct advantage when playing Truth or Dare. And that advantage is apathy.
Later on, a high school science class dissected his droppings.
The mouth is where I draw the line of mice and men.
The hazing for the Mickey Mouse Club is tougher than you think.
True Story:
I got in a fight with a bum in Vegas on Fremont. I almost got arrested but he started it (and I’m a fucking tourist, man) and got taken off.
Fact:
He did not eat live mice.
He was tugging on his ear to tell Carroll Burnett’s Mom “Sup bitch!”
What’s he swallowing today that sicks out you and me?
F-U-C
K-I-N’
M-O-U-S-E.
==> An ad for Nixalite premium bird spikes?
W
T
F
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Dude lyaPu, nice pull bro.
Those mice are full of heroin.
North American Hobos spit the mice out. Prudes.
Richard Gere has an alternative to taking rodents orally.
Competitive eating in South America is fuckin XTREEEMMMM!!
This is why hispanics will ultimately rule the world. They are willing to do the jobs Americans deem to be ‘beneath them’. Fucking Americans.
Can a muthafuka get a fuckin soup kitchen?
If only the our Rat Pack was that easy to get rid of.
The Secret of Mmm-Mmmm
The mice go into a hobo, but come out of a bum.
He’s the South American version of “Little Bunny Foo Foo”.
Love that Bubonic Plague flavor. mmmm mmmm!
What you don’t see is when he coughs up all three mice with their tails tied together.
The real trick is in 8 hours when he shits out a live rat.
He uses Hobonutsack queso to lure the mice into his clutches.
For indigestion, he takes D-Con.
He doesn’t have a tapeworm, he has a boa constrictor
Bum: You see Tom!?! You see?!? That is how you fucking kill a mouse!!!