It’s not exactly child rape, but illegally downloading movies is still illegal. Which is why it was somewhat surprising that Foxnews.com columnist Roger Friedman, who wrote the Fox 411 column, publically discussed downloading the leaked Wolverine movie, despite the fact that Wolverine was made by 20th Century Fox, who share a parent company with Friedman’s employer. In an article since removed, Friedman wrote:
“Yes, I’ve seen “X Men Origins: Wolverine.” It wasn’t at a screening, either. I found a work in progress print of it, 95 percent completed, on the internet last night. Let’s hope by now it’s gone.”
And…
“I did find the whole top 10 [movies in theaters], plus TV shows, commercials, videos, everything, all streaming away. It took really less than seconds to start playing it all right onto my computer. I could have downloaded all of it but really, who has the time or the room? Later tonight I may finally catch up with Paul Rudd in I Love You, Man. It’s so much easier than going out in the rain!”
Common sense would’ve told most people that this was a bad idea, but I can see how working for same company as Glenn Beck might sort of insulate you from common sense. As for the fallout, Nikki Finke initially claimed, based on an inside source, that Friedman, a columnist for 10+ years, had been fired (or “had been fired! :-)” as Friedman might write it). News Corp later issued a statement saying Friedman had been “promptly terminated,” which Friedman denied, and Fox News won’t comment on. Meanwhile, HuffPo reports that Fox News Execs and Friedman are meeting to discuss the matter this morning. The latest news is that a FilmDrunk inside source was able to obtain some video from that meeting.


I get the best weed from cops.
Damnit, now I’ll never get to read his pieces about cheating on your taxes and faking your own death for profit.
Other jobs that Roger Friedman got previously fired from include kindergarten teacher and zookeeper. “Hey guys, I found something work-related online! :-)”
Clearly Friedman never saw Crocodile Dundee. If he had, he’d know never to cross an Australian
All of you holier-than-thou bloggers are printing his comments completely out of context. What he really said was: “I could have downloaded all of it but really, who has the time or the room what with all the awesome child pornography that I’m streaming?”
Since Friedman is no longer a journalist after being fired, authorities have informed him that his sources aren’t protected. Sorry L337_H4xX0|2 and UrMoMiN8oR, but you’re going down for this crime.
Friedman will use his new free time to find a way to download Doritos.
Sabertooth: Friedman. Do you even know how to steal from me?
The HuffPo also reports that Obama’s smile cures AIDS.
Don’t worry Friedman. You might be gone now but knowing Tom Rothman, he’ll have you come back later in the third act. Though, your mouth will be sewed shut, katana blades will extend from your hands and you’ll shoot lasers from your eyes.
BANNER PIC:
Wow, so South Park was right. Fox does have manatees writing for them.
A “Wolverine Leak” is what Hugh Jackmen annoyingly tells people ever time he has to go to the bathroom.
This is not unlike when someone’s 52 year old “bachelor” uncle finally gets a computer and starts emailing pictures of boobs to everyone he knows – some discoveries are just too good not to share.
At least he’s only being fired for this. Did you know that “I swear, judge, I didn’t know that taking or distributing those pictures was illegal” is not a suitable defense in criminal court?
Luckily for him, he’s got a plan in place to supplement his unemployment benefits by selling the Waldorf Astoria cookie recipe.
Peet, I like to think I’m a big enough man to admit that I don’t get that reference. . . and yet I still find it hysterical.
*Rereads article, throws away conceptual drawing of attractive woman with a Super Soaker full of vinegar and water covering Patrick Swayze’s tracks*
It’s a stretch Stoney but after speaking with our judges . . . yes . . . yes, we will accept it.
I love when Uproxx says “There are one comments” about the new up . . .
Stupid Uproxx! Learn grammar.