Comments on: FILMDRUNK COMMENTERS “NEVER SURRENDER”

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:10:59 +0000

billy bob interview Charlie Br0nze says: If someone with greater skills and inclination than myself doesn’t mash the “They had a contest . . . It was a big deal for us kids in those days.” clip to The Orb’s “Little Fluffy Clouds” then i’ll eat one of Terence Howard’s hats. we love the moon Rotwangchung says: An indie sci-fi film? “Houston, we have a problem . . . well, it’s more like an unresolved issue. You see, I just don’t feel fulfilled and while I want a relationship, I doubt that I’m emotionally mature enough to love. Perhaps this song by Death Cab for Cutie can explain it best . . .” -AND- Donkey Hodey says: The computer’s name is Ralph. The guidance system is named Alice. Arnold fights Nic TengoDooter says: Yeah, bears are real mean fuckers all right. Except when it comes to toilet paper. Then they piss and moan if it’s too rough or crumbly.

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:49:33 +0000

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/observe-report-review-ballsy-but-a-mess#comments

Juan tickles the lapsed Catholic in me with:
Robo, considering Ash Wednesday was a month ago, I’d say we’re staring because you never wash your face.
Or do you get ashes on Good Friday too?

heheh, silly bopa, everyone knows you get a palm reading on Good Friday.

By: Shop 101

Shop 101 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:54:51 +0000

A HREF=”http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/jim-hensons-resident-evil-5#comments”>Henson’s Corpse

Rot’s low key nostalgia gets me again :

It’s not easy being gangrene.

And reaching back to the Twihard, Pauly says :

Sign you might be a Twihard : You left a kernel of corn in my pee-hole.

I have no fucking explanation.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:23:51 +0000

Second Donk’s retirement comment.

By: Mr_Drummond

Mr_Drummond — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:11:50 +0000

Shop brings the gay with:

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/fri-free-hercules-throws-a-bear-into-space?cp=2

Shop 101 says:
Gawdammit, now I’m Craigslisting for bears. Going to be another dreadful Easter.

By: Mr_Drummond

Mr_Drummond — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:09:44 +0000

I realize that everyone here thinks my nominations are retarded but his one made me spit beer on the screen.

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/fri-free-hercules-throws-a-bear-into-space&cp=1#comment-189089

Donkey Hodey says:

That bear was only two days from retirement.

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:30:24 +0000

Am I the only one reading the comments or is everyone just in a bad mood? Is it some kind of official Day of Mourning in Canada? Did Worf get captured by the Romulins? Did Joe Arpio find out where Pauly was hiding?

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/observe-report-review-ballsy-but-a-mess#comments

Burnsy says:
Ray Liotta would have been a better fit in Pineapple Express.

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:20:12 +0000

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/awesome-business-card#comments

Rotwangchung says:
I don’t have business cards. I just take someone else’s card, piss on it, and hand it back. If they want to find me, they can just follow my musk-trail.

By: Thirsty Alter Boy

Thirsty Alter Boy — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:30:25 +0000

From Michelle07 in the Twilard thread:

Michelle07 says:

Why are they beating bats?!? It’s like they don’t understand vampires at all. Poor little bats.

By: The Rutger Hauer Experience

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:37:27 +0000

Line 80/Harry Potter Pauly Dangerously says: He is Uproxx. Your argument is invalid. May I add that Pauly's avatar looks like Donkey's henchman?