THE FAST AND THE BI-CURIOUS
04.06.09
Grease up your gearshift, sailor, because here comes The Fast and the Bi-Curious all over your face. It stars two of my favorite comedy Jews, Andy Samberg and Seth Rogen, and it’s pretty much exactly how it sounds. Making the Fast and Furious characters gay seems like a funny joke. But then, is it a joke? There’re just some things that you expect to end with someone getting effed in the B. Fast/Furious movies. WWE. Kirk Cameron’s marriage. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. B effing, I mean. Some of my best friends are B effers.
…And if the NBC.Com video isn’t working, try Hulu:
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Barrel_racing2345 is hardly amused.
Cool, some of my B eff effs are B effers, too.
Barrel_racing2345 probably just won the race to Pants Mountain.
This reminds me, I need to get my oil checked.
Just because they like to stick things in their tail pipes doesn’t make them gay. Perfectly natural.
Gives a whole new meaning to getting your hands on a sweet tranny.
In unrelated news Duplicity was okay but Da-aaaamn is Julia Roberts looking more and more like a dude. *shudder
Only way to get in is through the back door.
Some of my best friends are Biafrans, although i have trouble recognizing them.
A bear queer makes noise muthafucka!
Neither video plays in Canada Vince, Discrimination!!
THE FAST AND THE BI-CURIOUS
Come for the gay sex. Stay for the awkward silence afterward.
They wanted to make this about Michelle Rodriguez wanting to kiss Jordana Brewster, but that’s not funny because it’s not outrageous.
So the ads I’m getting for this page are for Covergirl makeup, gay-friendly vacation rentals and Yardbarker T-Shirts.
I always knew those shirts were kinda fruity…
gay jewish porn has kosher meat
Most mechanics have an unspoken policy of Free Fix for a Fuck, so i don’t mind upping a little ass to have the best running 92 Nissan Sentra in KY, especially since my mechanic has a little penis.
These guys were very disappointed to find out that a Hans Device did not involve a muscular blond masseur.
Maybe now they’ll show an authentic Drag .race
Honest to god there is a movie out there about gay drag racers. Funniest thing I ever witnessed at a video store was this complete white gangster wannabe who was renting the movie. The guy at the counter asked him “Are you sure you want this?” like 3 times and the guy said “Yes, I love racing homie.”
He walked out of the store and then I guess the dipshit read the back of the case finally and he walked back in and looked horrified and begged the guy to let him rent something else.
If the two dudes on the cover with the faux neon and lame ass racer graphics surrounding them while they held one another tenderly didn’t tell you what it was, you sir are in denial of your sexuality.