Seth McFarlane was on The Adam Carolla Podcast (which I highly, highly recommend) the other day, and the discussion eventually turned to The Family Guy movie, which is apparently in the works, and… may included live action? Here’s the exchange:
MCFARLANE: I can say with definitive assuredness that it will be out. Within the next few years. We already know what it’s gonna be. We’ve been trying to lock into something that makes it so that it has to be a movie, as opposed to an extended Family Guy episode. And I like the Simpson’s Movie, but that’s something they could do with animation on TV because they’re not constrained by sets. [...] You have to find some way to make it so that it has to be a movie.
CAROLLA: Are you hinting at some live action?
MCFARLANE: Possibly, possibly. Here and there. It will not be a 90-minute Family Guy episode.
That sounds like a lot of work. And judging by how many Family Guy episodes are on at any given time, Seth McFarlane must have roughly 18 bajillion dollars. If I were him, I wouldn’t be making movies. I’d be sitting by the pool while my buxom assistant fed me nachos. Because I don’t like to get the cheese on my fingers, you see.
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<— Hasn’t seen an episode of Family Guy.
<— Was sitting here by himself so long, has now seen an episode of Family Guy.
It won’t be a 90 minute episode of Family Guy?
Does that mean that it’ll be funny?
BOOSH!
BOOSH!
heh, I stepped in Michelle’s boosh.
I really never laugh at Family Guy, and I’ll laugh at anything.*slams foot in drawer* HAHAHA see?
I wish you hadn’t stepped in gum first. HAHAHA ew.
I love you Patches!
Two hands in a boosh…now clap.
See? Pretty tight, huh?
Because I don’t like to get the cheese on my fingers, you see.
That’s what the sock is for. Ass.
Family Guy jokes swing from fall-off-my-couch funny to this-must-be-aimed-at-8-year-olds.
So it’s good for me and those boys I like to keep chained to the radiator.
Also, McFarlane’s got a hella sexy voice.
::: offers Donk and chelle
a bird in his handsome popcorn :::Al, funny you said that, because my 9yr old daughter thinks Family Guy is the funniest show ever, except for the jokes which she doesn’t get and asks her mother to explain.
Al, which voice?
[does spot on Stewie]
Now, unchain me from this radiator you vile wench!
Fall-off-my-couch funny means something completely different to somebody with inner-ear problems.
Crappy, I was referring to his natural speaking voice, which is probably closer to Brian than Stewie, but you get points nonetheless.
Peet, I bet your wife gets pretty creative with some of her explanations.
It will not be a 90-minute Family Guy episode.
But it will have at least 24 minutes of combined awkward silence jokes.
Is everyone busy trying to cram eight hours worth of work into the last 15 minutes of the day?
The Lord of the Flies kids find that show fall-off-my-conch funny. Sucks to your ass-mar Piggy!
“Because I don’t like to get the cheese on my fingers, you see.”
Which is why i only jerk off with isotoners.
My 16yo Siamese cat fell off the couch funny and hurt his leg. :(
Seth Meyers got kicked out of the last production meeting for constantly saying “Do it in claymation. Claymation, I tell ya!”
Was it because the cat’s other head didn’t try to land on it’s feet, Crappy?
Al, no, but I do have 15 minutes of work to cram into 8 hours. But I’ll have to leave early today, my local ECHL hockey team is having their 1st home playoff game tonight and this guy has 2nd row seats on the blue line. And an intent to get uber-shitfaced and scream myself horse.
The funniest thing Family Guy ever did was get canceled.
[stares at J's comment, Joepardy theme song plays]
Oh, fucking Siamese…twin, got it… I couldn’t figure out how his dick head was trying to land on it’s feet.
Note to self, cut back on the booze…effecting cognitive function during spells of sobriety…
See, Joepardy is better than Jeopardy because they have strippers.
Crappy, are you coming on to me with all this talk of Family Guy, hockey, and shitfacedness? That’s like the holy trinity of “get Al in the sack”.
Also – thank GOD for your explanation, I was scratching my head over that one too.
Sorry.
Uh, yes.
[runs to bathroom and trims pubes, sticks Altoid up ass and brushes teeth with Prep H]
Don’t be, I’m just slow (Canadian, remember?).
Giggity.
But J isn’t Canadian, why is he apologizing?
Because J is a gentleman, and he’s also currently masquerading as a Canadian with that av.
I’m sorry for apologizing.
[looks at corpse in corner]
I could use some live action, that shit got a stank on it.
Adam Carolla is a comedy genius.
I don’t know about the first thing, Al, but fuck yes I am on the second. I thank God for DirecTV every Thursday night for Trailer Park Boys and including three months of free Showtime with my renewal of NFL Sunday Ticket. *whispers* They show lots of boobies on Showtime.
[points at J]
WTF dude, are you fucking with me? Trailer parks? Direct TV? Boobies? WTH does that have to do with Al’s sack?
I refuse to admit to how it came into my possession, but I currently have a no-good-stinkin-rotten-aughta-be-tossed-outta-the-NHL Leafs jersey hanging in my closet with “TPB” on the front and “Sunnyvale” on the back.
I wish I could wear it here but I’d be hanged as soon as I got out the door.
EAT MY ASS YOU FUCKING TROLL!!!
Hey Fek. Sup?
Sry, wrong forum.
It may appear to some that I’m cock blocking you C-Dog. Not the case at all. Just pointing out my love of Canadian comedy and football and boobies. *backs away*
Yeah, I’ll upload all them ladyboy pics from the “flash drive of evil delights” later tonight.
Sry, wrong forum. Uproxx can eat my shit though.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one at work. I just did a snot shot when I saw Fek’s troll blast.
J, next time Nebraska AND Iowa play in Ames the same season, we should go to the games, get drunk as hell, skin us some fatties, and crash at His brother’s place and piss off His brother’s wife. Can you bring Melissa Midwest
‘s severed head? That would rock!No worries bro. This cock cannot be blocked! Witness!
[throws rooster out plate glass window]
Tah DAH!
So, there was Canadian comedy after KitH?
Dude, KitH was SO not Canadian! Scott Thompson is gay, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A CANADIAN FAG? YIntagh…
Hey, you talkin Chops hockey? They are my team’s farm team, whom are the farm team for the Ducks.
Small world dude.
[hits bong]
Or they were affiliated somehow.
Fuck it.
[hits bong]
I wish I knew what the hell you were talking about.
If Donk were here, he would set you straight.
Don’t bogart that bong, duuuuude.
Hell yeah Fek. I’ll see what I can do about Melissa. She lives up the street from my parents. You know what’s funny? She won’t fuck just anybody that asks. Stuck up bitch.
Hey, you know what else is funny? The comments I added to the Twilight thread two hours after everybody else moved on.
/So fangry.
I don’t know shit about ECHL, but I know the Ducks are a bunch of cocksuckers for whom I just happen to be rooting in the first round.
Still, I hope Progner gets a brain tumor and shits out his kidneys.
Pronger too…
Knuckle-dragging goon. Would round out Detroit’s roster nicely.
HEY VALINCE!! How about the “Recent Comments” function gets restored. So Max doesn’t have to go all passive agressive to get us to read his shit. It would also drive the page views up big time.
UUUUPPPROOOOXXXXX!!!!
Family Guy Movie?
I haven’t been this uninterested in one thing ever since I got that blow-job from Terry Schiavo.
Due only to the geographic considerations I favo(u)r the Kings and Ducks. But hated the base cynicism of Disney to start a NHL team, based on a fucking shitty movie. But they are the affiliate of my bush league Condors, so, go Ducks.
Look ^ I was on topic with the site with hole Disney movie thing.
[wishes Chatzy wasn't blocked at work]
WOOOOOO DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH WOOOOOOOO
*streaks*
woooo
Second Crap on the Recent Comments. Restoring the messaging would rock as well.
You could drive a truck though the whole in your theory, Crappy.
Listen guys, the more we poke Vance, the more he curls up in a little ball and refuses to come out from under the bed.
If you want results, I suggest offering bribes.
Pronger wouldn’t fit in on the Wings’ roster. He’d have no friends with whom to compete in his shit-chucking competitions.
Ya, I have holes on my mind. (and in my hede it wood seam)
Recent comments & messaging was awesome. So was pussy hair & pterodactyls. Most awesome? Sending messages to pterodactyls with pussy hair & reading comments about it.
“brides” = sex(o)ual favo(u)rs?
I dunno… [stares off into space]
Dook….how am I going to bug you about all things rock and roll without the messaging?
Brides are usually good for sexual favours until you come home from the honeymoon.
Just ask any of the married guys here.
Well bird rapists, I’m off to go abuse myself and watch some violence disguised as sport.
GO CONDORS!!
brides…
…fuck
Well Chino, maybe I’ll go back on assbook. Or we could hook up soup cans & a piece of string & fart morse code.
Sounds perfect! I’ll eat all the beans outta these two cans before I string them together so I can ‘talk’ for a long time!
Tt’s a testament to something when news that family guy may contain live action garners 79 posts. to what, I don’t know.
I mean 80 posts.
I mean 82. HA!
Also, just like Family Guy, a majority of the funny has nothing to do with what the story was originally about.
WHOA – BOOSH on Captain Thumbs!
Very brave, Donk. Very brave indeed.
Woah, woah, woah. I was pointing out that we got off topic pretty early in here. I’d never intentionally Boosh the Cap’n.
His mother on the other hand…
I’ve never wanted to fuck a man before I found Seth McDreamy.
oh brilliant but i doubt its a 90min episode.
by the way…. did you guys know!!! marc forster is working on a new arcane project. he has a secret sponsor who gave him the chance to launch a new venture. not sure about its coming out but i gues it will be end of may or beginning of june…
not sure about its coming out but i gues it will be end of may or beginning of june
Like on May 23nd maybe? Or June 7st? That sound about right you borderline retarded, spamming casketfucker?