04.24.09 DROP EVERYTHING: NEW BLACK DYNAMITE CLIP
There’s not much about my job I enjoy more than posting new clips from Black Dynamite (see also: here, here, and here). It opens at the Tribeca fest today, and for everyone else on September 4th. The above clip is called “Dojo Fight” and I’ve got a couple more clips after the jump, and still more over at Twitch. I finagled an early cut of the film, and the for the first 40 minutes it’s one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. The last 20, unfortunately, is nearly unwatchable, so I hope they’ve done something about it since then. Speaking of endings, I’m currently working on a remake of Citizane Kane starring Vin Diesel, called Big Daddy Kane. SPOILER ALERT: Rosebud’s a barracuda.
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DROP EVERYTHING: NEW BLACK DYNAMITE CLIP
Vin Diesel calls Paul Walker “Rosebutt”.
40 minutes of enjoyment followed by 20 minutes worth of wishing it was over?
Don’t be sad. Two out of three ain’t bad.
Richard Dreyfuss barracuda, or white trash “wheeoooo, wait ’til I get this thang runnin’ HEMI!” barracuda?
As per your instructions I did indeed drop everything.
*including a deuce
*drops pants*
Ok, that’s everything. How about you finagle your way over here now?
Fuckin’ Erswi, beating me
offto the joke.Now what am I going to tell this baby’s mother? Sorry your kid’s a windowlicker now, but, come on, Black Dynamite dojo fight. Black Dynamite dojo fight.
SPOILER ALERT: Rosebud’s a barracuda.
Ooooooohhhh.
Citizane Kane
starring Billy Zane in blackface.
I’d like to see the Joker try and fuck with him now.
If Black Dynamite dropped everything you’d feel the tremors for miles.
*strolls into thread at leisurely pace
Citizane Kane? So, Billy Za. . . fuck you boPa.
*storms out of thread in a girlish huff
No JJ Walker, no care.
40 minutes of enjoyment followed by 20 minutes of pain is how my wife describes our lovemaking.
Concussions often lead to forgetting the safe word.
I’m currently working on a remake of Citizane Kane starring Vin Diesel, called Big Daddy Kane. SPOILER ALERT: Rosebud’s a barracuda.
Sounds like someone is working for Fox.
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