Sony execs at the Showest convention in Las Vegas confirmed that Men in Black 3 is in “active development.” Said producer Walter Parkes in September…
“The challenge is getting the script right and finding a time when our busy stars are available,” he said. “But everyone, including Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, wants to do another.”
Yeah, well, actors are idiots, so no one cares what they want. We’d make ten sequels to all their movies and shoot them all in Hawaii if it were up to them. Will Smith is Hollywood’s most bankable star so they’ll basically greenlight anything Will-Smith related. Unfortunately he hasn’t been funny since he started hanging out with Tom Cruise and became a secret scientologist. But Men in Black is about aliens, so maybe this one could be a documentary. Remember the bug in the first one who was using Vincent D’Onofrio’s skin as a disguise? Maybe this one could be about Thetans, the alien spirits who hide inside bitches who cry too much.
[theplaylist also has a bit more info on the project]
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*points at Tommy Lee Jones*
Old an’ busted.
*points at Will Smith*
Getting there.
Any word on whether or not Smiff will be recording a cut for the soundtrack. B/c it is not too late to load the BTK van up and head to LA wiff a picture of Smiff and 20-30 semi-automatic weapons.
Also we may need duct tape, rubber tubing, matches and clothespins.
Don’t ask.
They could call it Battlefield Earf’.
I liked both MIB movies. There, I said it. My Mom can still kick your Dad’s ass.
I liked the first one. Don’t remember the second. I’m assuming that means it sucked.
I’ll say yes to anything that gives me the opportunity to watch Tony Shalhoub get his head blown off repeatedly.
I liked the first one. Don’t remember the second. I’m assuming that means it sucked.
“You ever flashy-thing me, K?”
Tom Cruise will sign up and it will be renamed “men in black men 3″
I’d prefer an Independence Day sequel
Labour Day
Maybe they can kill Eddie Murphy in an Eddie Murphy space ship.
I’d like to see them bring Linda Fiorentino back into the fold. With her clothes off. Having a train run on her by the twins, Bweryang and Bob. I don’t know why, but she makes my pants tighter.
That’s funny, the names I heard attached to this film were Nick Cage, Martin Lawrence and Tyler Perry “as Madea, the Alien Queen.”
I’m with
cocaineJHC on this one.JHC – I hope you saw The Last Seduction then.
Also, um… “Jade”.
Not yet. *goes to netflix que* Thanks for the head
s upAl.“Seduction” was awesome. “Jade” wasn’t that great but she was hot and there was an interesting sex scene involving her and a high-heeled shoe. Also, it’s a fun word to say.
Any of you hosers have Directv? Trailer Park Boys, 10 est, channel 101. I guarantee you’ll laugh your asses off.
Jade was a terrible movie. The name alone made me wretch.
For the life of me, I can’t imagine why you’d fancy the word “Jade”. Hmmm…
New up. Sadly, no Linda Fiorentino boobies either.
I liked both MIB movies, but the theme to MIB 2 sucked so much I used a nueralizer on myself just so i forget the tune.