YOUR MOVE, RICHARD GERE.
[Here's the original article. Basically, they greenlit the adult version of Little Monsters. No word on whether it will actually involve gaping anuses. Or Howie Mandel.]
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Damnit, I was about to go to the Mexican border to do some heroin with Megan Fox. Fuck you, assholes!
This is not new territory for Sony Pictures.
Trust me on this guys, if Vince had left the original banner pic up, that first comment would be fucking hilarious.
I’m going high diving in man gravy after work.
If it were Fox, the headline would be “Fox Dicking Around in ‘Man Cave.’”
I have scientific evidence to proving that if a man fucks Richard Gere, he can still claim “no homo”.
“to proving” is what I did to you mother last night, only replace “to proving” with “fucked in the ass”.
“No word on whether it will actually involve gaping anuses. Or Howie Mandel.”
The difference being…?
“Thank you for calling Sony Pictures, please leave your message after the queef*
*PFFFFFFFF*
“Hey guys, it’s 1990 calling. Um, just wanted to check in and see if you cock apes could return my beer commercial at some point? Thanks.”
If it were Miramax the headline would read, “Meddling Weinstein Brothers Elbow Deep in ‘Man Cave’.”
The Fempire is still looking for the secret location of the Man Cave.
My favorite basketball player is Manhole Ginobli.
With a John Mancaveitch bit part as the creepy drug store Pharmacist.
Hugh Jackman’s man cave is still filled with your gaydar.
I thought that the dirtiest movie headline would involve a pig rolling around in the mud.
Sylvester Stallone’s man cave is filled with roids.
No, not ster, hemor.
This may be the dirties headline of the day, but the dirtiest byline is still how I railed your mother “Fast & Furious”.
Also staring, Kiester Southerland, and Amanda Cheek.
If I wrote movie headlines for a living, there’d be a lot more “fuck”, “shit”, “concubines” and “AIDS” in movie headlines.
Hugh Jackman would rather go through Fox’s Man Cave then Paramount’s Fem Pit.
Sony’s other big mistake was how they chose to announce that all the seasons of ‘The Crocodile Hunter’ would be coming out on Blu-Ray soon.
That was a nice stab Donk, but I think the heart of that joke just missed to point.
My man cave is furry and smells like shit. I really need to pull up that old shag carpet and clean the catbox.
Well, they overemphasized how sharp the picture is, C-Dog.
When a gay dude farts, is it still a fart, or a gender confused queef?
True Donk, and now that prices are dropping they don’t sting buyers as much.
I think that when a gay dude farts it’s called flirting.
Hey Crappy! New up!
Oh, thanks guys!