Know how I know you’re a nerd? You laughed knowingly at this cartoon about the difference between Pixar and Dreamworks (second frame below). It’s okay, I did too. Clearasil party! Dreamworks-vs.-Pixar jokes are the movie blog equivalent of “When white people wear pants they be all like…”
[not sure who the artist is, but picture came from Wired's Twitter]
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“When white people wear pants” jokes just don’t work here.
The difference between Pixar and Dreamworks is like comparing Stephen Hawking and a retard.
They both slobber like hell and make kids laugh but one is at least putting forth some effort and the other is just a retard.
Fathom Studios: “We will make the freakiest looking characters ever, spend a shit ton of money and we’ll call it something that sounds like a term for a wet fart… Delgo.”
Really? Durst-o-rama.
Pixar- Tries to use different actors for each movie.
Dreamworks- Can’t not use Mike Meyers and Eddie Murphy.
This whole thing was actually drawn by a Dreamworks animator. You can tell because of the image quality.
Dreamworks would be a great name for a date rape mixture.
If you pay an extra $4, you can see the Dreamworks picture in 3D.
Who did Monsters vs. Aliens? Because those assholes tricked me into wasting money on that crappy movie yesterday and I want it back!!
Chino, did your girls not love it? Because apparently that’s all that matters now given the quality of film coming out of any animation studio today.
They were both BORED.
J, I see you’ve discovered the wonder that is Trailer Park Boys. Congratulations, you’ve joined me in Canada’s least common denominator.
Don’t be hating on kung fu panda.
HAHAHA! I have never seen a truer cartoon! Pure ****ing brilliance! xD
DreamWorks DOES have some good movies (Shrek, Kung Fu Panda, Over the Hedge, and Monsters vs. Aliens), but some of them suck (Shark Tale and Bee Movie)! But Pixar has NEVER made a bad movie. Never! I laugh at the retards who say “Pixar’s boring” or “Pixar’s too sappy” and a lot of dumb, untrue bull**** like that! It just proves that they’re immature dumbasses who have no sense of humor and no hearts (or brains, lol!)! Let them watch their Disney Channel crap! Losers! xD
Anyway, back on topic. DreamWorks isn’t terrible; Pixar’s just WAAAAAY better, IMO. Pixar’s got heart, DreamWorks seems to rely mostly on farts.