04.01.09 BACKYARD BRAWLIN, THE DOCUMENTARY
Below, I’ve got the trailer for a documentary about backyard brawling from the makers of Cocaine Cowboys, entitled, I sh-t you not, Dawg Fight. If the ref reminds you of Kimbo Slice, that’s because the two used to hang together and the guy seems to have usurped the unlicensed street fight niche after Kimbo went pro (and also because they’re both huge scary black guys with bushy beards).
Meanwhile, the whole thing looks familiar to me because I swear to God I pitched this exact f’ing movie when prompted for ideas at a job interview once. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job, and I don’t want to name names or anything, but I hope everyone at Current TV dies in a fire.
[thanks to Steve for the tip]
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BACKYARD BRAWLIN, THE DOCUMENTARY
They be gettin’ dawg pounded!!
So I keeps on brawlin’ on my way to the party
I just wanna kick it, yeah, that’s the ticket
Pass me the cup so we can get twisted
Brawlin’ with my homies
I can already see the Pope and Michelle Owen fighting over the last copy of this in the video store.
They see me brawlin’
They taping
Is Michael Vick in this?
The soundtrack for this movie should just be Black Dawg on a continuous loop.
Remember when Kimbo got his ass kicked by that dude with the pink hair? Yeah, that’s a good way to end a career.
Sequel is already in the works, Lince. They get them mouthy ringside women* to fight with the same rules:
Dawg Fight 2: Bitch Fight
*well, and the slappy gay guys
Which one is the Junkyard Dawg?
The Mighty Feklahr wishes they hadn’t cut the scene with the morbidly obese guy in a Punisher t-shirt and red Chucks rolls up in an ice cream truck that has a cardboard sign reading: “FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELON, AND RED KOOL-AID COMBO $5″
“Vincent, what qualities do you believe you can bring to our global television network?”
*Vince rubs Chin* “Well i like to watch large black men beat the shit out of each other.”
“Okayyy. Would you mind leaving Mr Chin alone. We’ll be in touch.”
This looks far more exciting than my documentary about Backyard Bowling, titled Does A Bear Split In The Shrubs?.
The first rule of Dawg Fight Club be:
A “Backyard Brawl” is what I call butt-rape.
The Brooklyn Brawler was devastated to not be invited.
It takes the ring girls a little while to get through the ropes to hold up the cards, but they seem to get the crowd pretty excited.
That’s Kimbo Slice’s cousin, Pizza Slice.
Wow, that was my lamest joke to date.
Pauly, man . . . WTF?
Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If we have no idea who our fathers were, what does that tell you about God?
I hit a dawg driving to take a jawg in the thick fawg by the bawg.
@Donk, he thinks rubbers are for fags too?
Roadhawg!!
Those guys are fawgs.
I ate a 16oz porterhouse and dropped a huge lawg.
Current TV?! Jesus VaLince, editing porn cant be worse than that.
Cocaine Cowboys was awesome BTK.
I hope your toilet doesn’t get clawged!
In these “dawg” fights, they don’t touch gloves, they circle around each other sniffing asses.
My favorite backyard brawler is Dontrell “Sickle Cell” Bell.
There wouldn’t be nearly as many fighters if their fathers hadn’t rawdawged it.
*wraps hands in rubber bands, heads to corner looking to kick some ass*
New upsy.
This looks cool, but it would have been 1000 times cooler if they’d named it Do The Fight Thing.
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