This one’s just called “No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford.” Artwork by Brandon Bird.
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Best to have a bucket of water handy when your Slumdogs start getting amorous.
Preferably with a hint of dysentery.
Dakota Fanning is growing up to be a fine looking young woman, which is a good thing because she was a creepy looking kid. i wouldn’t have even offered her candy from my conversion van a couple of years ago.
Re: Videodrome Remake
OH HELL NO! Cronenberg tried to update it himself sort of with that Existenz crap. Still when it comes to casting I’d like to see Diora Baird putting fags out on her titties if they are taking suggestions.
Really, you forgot about Krang?
Whoa! Where the fuck was He that day?