04.20.09 COREY HAIM CAN FREESTYLE. SORTA.
At the hotel afterparty following the Horror Hound Weekend in Indianapolis this weekend, someone dared Corey Haim to rap, which makes complete sense considering the people there were by definition fans of things that are horrible. Haim accepted, because what has he got to lose, and busted some rhymes. I mean, I guess he rhymed, you can’t really hear anything he says. The guy with the guitar and his friend on the djembe sort of drowned out the vocals. Which I suppose is for the best. You can’t have a white-boy jam without a djembe.
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COREY HAIM CAN FREESTYLE. SORTA.
Joaquin Phoenix is planning a drive-by as we speak.
Ironically, white boy jam goes great on pumpernickel bread.
Did he say something about “three black guys barking at me”?
I hear you can get Corey Haim to do anything by calling him a chicken if he refuses.
“I the Haim of the Coreys, now watch me get funky.
I’m the one that says “Your sister’s a suck-monkey”
“his friend on the djembe”
Answering the eternal question, who will sex Mutombo?
“I’m just kidding that was the other Corey, jerk.
I’m the one that’s serious, I’m ready for work”
Play that funky music til you die. Til you die. Seriously, please stop being alive.
Wait, wasn’t Indianapolis where that sword double-murder happened last week too? There is no fucking way that’s a coincidence.
I wish Richard Masur would ground him.
My mane is Corey and I’m ’bout to flow…
You got $10 I can borrow? I’ll suck your dick.
“mane” is wigger for name, BTK.
Fuck it. I’m going back to bed.
Is he the Corey that wears his sunglasses at night?
Haim: rhymes with “game”, but also “lame”
Feldman: rhymes with… Geld-Wen?
Advantage: Suicide pact.
Haim’s hip-hop name is DJ Tanner.
Remember the good old days when rappers turned into actors?
I am not buying into this until he gets shot 12-14 times or stars in his autobiographical film, ” Get Famous or Die Tryin’ “
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