04.14.09 CAT FLUSHES TOILET, PROVIDES LINKS
“Cat Flushing a Toilet” is the new “Hamster on a Piano“. Thanks to Matt at WG for finding that one.
Chris “Cap’n Kirk” Pine wants to play Murdock in the A-Team movie. I’m still planning to play Spurcock in the Straight to the A-Team movie. [ScreenJunkies]
We Didn’t Start the Flame War: one of the funniest CollegeHumor vids I’ve seen. [CollegeHumor]
Levi Johnston’s tax preparation doodles. It’s funny because he swears. [HolyTaco]
Quentin Tarantino will be on American Idol. Kind of non-news since this isn’t the first time, but still worth pointing out. [ThePlaylist]
Bad ideas in Tax Write Offs. Hey, screw you, Poindexter, these anal beads are a work expense. [Atom]
A Chat With Ron Perlman. Number one question: “Wow. So, uh, that’s your face, huh?” [BullzEye]
Celebrities who’ve been homeless. Busey surprisingly isn’t on there. Though he learned some of his best rants from hoboes, he’s never been one. [MeettheFamous]
Jamie Foxx slams Miley Cyrus. Hey, remember when we gave that guy an Oscar? That was funny. [DailyFill]
And in case you missed it this morning, I thought the story about When LARPing Goes Wrong was pretty awesome.
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CAT FLUSHES TOILET, PROVIDES LINKS
Gary Busey likes to munch on hobonutsnacks.
Big deal. Toonces can flush a radiator!
Slightly different, and college humor did it better, but I find it hard to believe that they didn’t rip off the NYU law review video about surfing the web daily:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLpk0WR058
Testes? TESTES?
Since He am able to comment for the moment, The Mighty Feklahr will tell you all that He has angered the computer gods and is attempting to appease them.
*slaps on assless chaps and grabs several bottles of Astroglide*
Billy Ray won’t stand for Miley getting slammed by a black guy. Not under his roof, damnit.
Jamie Foxx was just outlining his Simple Rules For Dating Teenage Girls:
1) Make a sex tape
2) Shoot some heroin
3) Smoke some crack
4) Never, EVER talk shit about Radiohead.
Yeah “Shopping Penguin” beats the fuck out of “hamster on a piano” and this aborted knock of “cat flushing toilet” you guys are excepting sub-par bogus knock off’s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4quM5UZg1M
Hey guess what, writt? The hamster, cat and penguin videos were all made by the same dude!
So the only aborted knock-off here, I’m sorry to say, is, is 6ways/DaJesus.
*empty jenkem balloon :(
“is, is”
I loves me some ancient Egyptian deities with unnecessary punctuation.
I forgive you for correcting me, but I don’t know if you’ll ever forgive yourself.
I guess it’s gonna be Foxx huntin’ season down souff.
With rope, of course.
Gary Busey maintains that a crowbar is “the chewiest candybar ever”.
He’s also pissed those pretentious fuckers enforce species restrictions in their fancy-schmancy establishment.
“Gary Busey maintains that a crowbar is “the chewiest candybar ever”.
Those teeth are made for grinding up feathers and gnawing through bone down to the marrow.
Shut up, Al…
*pulls hair and runs away giggling*
Gary Busey didn’t quit cocaine, it was cocaine’s idea to break it off.
Busey is just a gateway to SizeMore….
Busey asked his dentist for a second opinion and he said “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Gary Busey has more cocain stuck in his teeth than Sizemore can hope to snort out of an underage Vietnamese ladyboy’s asshole.
http://www.june3th.com
Is June 3th when we find out who won Verne Troyer’s hat?
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