Marlon Wayans vs. Terrence Howard.  Hat fight.  Who ya got??

Remember when Damon and Keenan Ivory Wayans were on In Living Color and it was funny?  Well the past is gone.  Now we have Marlon, collector of hats and responsibility for some of the worst movies ever made.  If the Wayans were Belushis, they’d be in their Jim period.

Where can a brother find some clothes with no mixed fibers?  Marlon Wayans will try to answer that question as he comes on to star in and produce “The Year of Living Biblically” for Paramount. Plan B picked up rights to A.J. Jacobs’ best-selling nonfiction book in 2005, two years before it was published by Simon & Schuster.

For the book, subtitled “One Man’s Humble Quest to Obey the Bible as Literally as Possible,” Jacobs spent a year attempting to live by the rules of the Old and New Testaments, with comic and enlightening results. [THR]

The bible, eh?  Isn’t there something in there about throwing rocks at people who suck?  Or something like that?  It’s been a while and I didn’t read it all, but that was the part I remembered.

[Editor's Note: I have to give the edge to Terrence Howard on account of the Sheik's robe]