04.07.09 CAMERON DIAZ’ BOX IS ON A POSTER

Looks to me like this movie is about a four minute double-minor for high-sticking.

Justin Timberlake is in this, right?

Rejected titles: “The Slot,” “The Slit,” “The Flow,” “Aunt Flow Pays Her Monthly Visit,” and “Vagina? I Hardly Knew Ya?”

The way things have been going for me, it’ll be at least eight months before I see this movie.

^Also “Madea Goes to the Drugstore To Buy Tampons.”

This is about that Jenny girl from Forrest Gump, isn’t it?

So, if you’re curious about the cast of this movie, you have to 1) utter the phrase “Who was in Cameron Diaz’s Box?”, and 2) suffer the shame of actually caring.

I’d much rather see Cameron Diaz in A box. I hate that stupid bitch.

Notice the figure at the bottom of the red stripe? It’s Cameron’s little man in the boat.

Hehe, Justin Timberlake IS in this!

What a dick.

Based on this poster, my guess is that it’s about women in the military, aka G.I. Flow. (Soundtrack by The Cramps)

“THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT PERIODS AND VAGINAS. IF YOU COME SEE THIS, CAMERON DIAZ IS GOING TO HAVE HER PERIOD ALL OVER YOUR FACE.”

I’m not a “licensed” psychotherapist, but I think someone has a case of Vagiphobia.

About time they did a biopic about the star of ‘Scarecrow and Mrs. King’.

So this movie is about a bottomless pit?

“Notice the figure at the bottom of the red stripe? It’s Cameron’s little man in the boat.”

Juan, I am however a practising Freelance Gynecologist and I can assure you the man in the boat is actually at the TOP of the red stripe. Give my best to the frustrated Mrs. Juan.

You can take Cameron Diaz’ life, but you can never take away her Tampax™ UltraFit™ Freedom™!

I’m still practicing my spelling too.

I saw a similar poster of Keira Knightley with a brown stripe on it. It was called The Bex.

This is just an answer to Brad Pitt’s vigorous questioning of Morgan Freeman in Seven.

goDoo, 69 much?

The G-spot is in the box.

“goDoo, 69 much?”

Once when I was in Perth.

This is going to make me delay release of my crime drama about Gumby’s twin nemeses: The Blox.

goDoo, if it was in Perth, you were 96ing

They had to call it, The Box because calling it The Cunt didn’t test well with all them bitches.

Exactly my point Rock. If this movie had Nicole Kidman in it instead of Diaz we’d all be in agreement.

Not even Monty Hall would open this movie.

The last time I put my box on a poster, I got crabs. Damn you, Nominus!

{reads noMo’s post, spits diet Pepsi all over computer}

This had better be a billboard. Her box ain’t gonna fit on a poster

I still prefer the interim title, The Button and the Box.

I think the new title means that those who don’t go see this movie are really using their heads.

This had better be a billboard. Her box ain’t gonna fit on a poster

Come on now, you don’t want people driving into it hoping to get to New York, do you?

Sadly, Zachery Ty Bryan tried to use this movie as a home in an alley.

Since marriage, my penis has had to adapt to thinking outside the box.

Gee, where’s that New Up Guy, anyway?

Sleeping on the job.

New up.

Justin Timberlakes in this movie?

Hopefully as the ‘Dick in the’ .

“I eat Diaz, I eat Dibox, I eat every muthafuckin’ thang.”