04.03.09 BRUNO TRIED TO SEX RON PAUL
Word is out that Ron Paul (the Rocky Horror Picture Show of politicians) has a cameo in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Brüno movie. Reports Rachel Maddow (video below):
According to my sources, Mr. Cohen and his crew were able to trick Ron Paul into shooting a five minute scene in which Bruno tries very unsuccessfully to seduce Dr. Paul. There is reportedly some dancing and some pantslessness. Which may in fact be a cultural learning for make benefit glorious nation of… Libertarians.
Woohoo, great joke, Rach! I’ll raise a pinkies-out espresso toast to that one. She should consider pursuing this comedy thing. That was almost as funny as Leno. I nearly pissed my pantsuit.
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BRUNO TRIED TO SEX RON PAUL
She sure is a fiesty little spitfire isn’t she? i’d say i’d punch her kitten, but i’m afraid it would punch back.
If Ron would have said “Maybe you should try my cousin, Ru”, I’d vote for him in everything ever.
I’d rather see him Get Busy with Sean Paul.
Ron Paul assumed that when Bruno said he was Bi, he meant Bipartisan
Vince McMahon’s pants-free dream job is paying roided up half naked men with fake tans to pretend fight, and then charge us $50 a month to watch it.
When asked for comment Ron Paul said, “Well, it explains why he kept mispronouncing caucus.”
Man, if Bruno were any more edgy, he’d be Channing Tatum’s jawline.
Ron Paul had a good sense of humor about it, adding, “In comedy, everything is fair… tax, which reminds me that I’m a doctor so that makes me qualified to solve universal health care.”
Secretary: Mr. Paul, your 4 o’clock is queer.
I wasn’t aware Rachel was a boy’s name.
I’m deferring to your expertise on that one, Burnsy.
Rachel’s hair sticks up like that from the built up static electricity gained by rubbing all that carpet.
I do have strong expertise in having a boy’s name.
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