04.02.09 DOUBLE-DILDO FIGHT: BRUNO RED-BAND TRAILER
The Bruno red-band trailer is here and you can watch it after the jump, provided you’re older than 18 or smart enough to enter the birthdate of someone older than 18 (this system is brilliant, no?). I was a lot more excited for this when it didn’t use a quote from AICN as the FIRST quote in the trailer. I mean, they loved the last Indiana Jones movie, so they must be credible, right? Anyway, you could go on and on about Bruno being Sacha Baron Cohen’s weakest character and you’d be right, but good God, you can’t deny the man has enormous balls. The last two groups of people I’d ever play pranks on are insane rednecks with guns and rooms full of black women. I’ll stick to making the kitty dizzy on the swivel chair, thank you very much.
(same movie, different players in case one’s slower)
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DOUBLE-DILDO FIGHT: BRUNO RED-BAND TRAILER
I know where they can find a “Pop and Locksmith”.
There comes a point where, even though you’re still laughing at the guy taunting the bears for having no opposable thumbs, you wouldn’t really be sad if one of them opened him up like a plastic bag at a campsite.
<— Still hasn’t seen Borat.
So, why would you WANT to protect yourself against a man with two dildos?
WHY??
Well noMo, it depends on exactly where on his person those dil(auex)s are.
I tried to watch Borat, I got maybe five minutes into it and had to turn it off before I destroyed my TV. I can’t see this film being any more tolerable.
Vinky, I double-dog dare you to come up with eight paragraphs about this turd.
That fucking ( ate my d!
Pictured: Jeff Dunham’s new puppet.
Peet - cheers to that. Seriously, I wish I could find anything remotely funny in this.
<== Is beyond irritated that Jeff Dunham is so popular.
Wow, such vitriol and spleen from you two. I thought it was hysterical personally.
But I also thought Superbad lost every little splinter of it’s charm whenever the fat jew kid stopped talking.
Looks funny to me.
Crappy… I think it’s time we start seeing other people.
Break up fuck?
Deal. But only if you bring two dildos.
Now, that’s what I’m talking ’bout, Al.
Good to hear Chino, because one of them is for you.
I think part of my apreciation for what Sacha does is that I have dabbled in stand-up. And putting together a funny cohesive five minute set with limitless time to prep is alot harder than it looks. So his skill at being able to riff shit off, stay in character, get people to make immense bigoted assholes of themselves and expose societies perverse undercurrents is amazing to me.
Two dildos? Donk and J?
Also harder than it looks, spelling.
Trust me.
Two dildos?
Ass-2-Ass?
Aaron or Tori?
Even when he makes me uncomfortable as shit, I sort of appreciate his stuff as a sociological experiment. And come on, “crush the jew egg before it hatch” was fucking funny.
The last time somebody experimented on Jews, it didn’t work out so well.
I don’t have to watch Borat to see Americans make asses of themselves, Vance.
I’m not going to finish that ^^ thought, either.
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