The Bruno red-band trailer is here and you can watch it after the jump, provided you’re older than 18 or smart enough to enter the birthdate of someone older than 18 (this system is brilliant, no?). I was a lot more excited for this when it didn’t use a quote from AICN as the FIRST quote in the trailer. I mean, they loved the last Indiana Jones movie, so they must be credible, right? Anyway, you could go on and on about Bruno being Sacha Baron Cohen’s weakest character and you’d be right, but good God, you can’t deny the man has enormous balls. The last two groups of people I’d ever play pranks on are insane rednecks with guns and rooms full of black women. I’ll stick to making the kitty dizzy on the swivel chair, thank you very much.
(same movie, different players in case one’s slower)


I know where they can find a “Pop and Locksmith”.
There comes a point where, even though you’re still laughing at the guy taunting the bears for having no opposable thumbs, you wouldn’t really be sad if one of them opened him up like a plastic bag at a campsite.
<— Still hasn’t seen Borat.
So, why would you WANT to protect yourself against a man with two dildos?
WHY??
Well noMo, it depends on exactly where on his person those dil(auex)s are.
I tried to watch Borat, I got maybe five minutes into it and had to turn it off before I destroyed my TV. I can’t see this film being any more tolerable.
Vinky, I double-dog dare you to come up with eight paragraphs about this turd.
That fucking ( ate my d!
Pictured: Jeff Dunham’s new puppet.
Peet – cheers to that. Seriously, I wish I could find anything remotely funny in this.
<== Is beyond irritated that Jeff Dunham is so popular.
Wow, such vitriol and spleen from you two. I thought it was hysterical personally.
But I also thought Superbad lost every little splinter of it’s charm whenever the fat jew kid stopped talking.
Looks funny to me.
Crappy… I think it’s time we start seeing other people.
Break up fuck?
Deal. But only if you bring two dildos.
Now, that’s what I’m talking ’bout, Al.
Good to hear Chino, because one of them is for you.
I think part of my apreciation for what Sacha does is that I have dabbled in stand-up. And putting together a funny cohesive five minute set with limitless time to prep is alot harder than it looks. So his skill at being able to riff shit off, stay in character, get people to make immense bigoted assholes of themselves and expose societies perverse undercurrents is amazing to me.
Two dildos? Donk and J?
Also harder than it looks, spelling.
Trust me.
Two dildos?
Ass-2-Ass?
Aaron or Tori?
Even when he makes me uncomfortable as shit, I sort of appreciate his stuff as a sociological experiment. And come on, “crush the jew egg before it hatch” was fucking funny.
The last time somebody experimented on Jews, it didn’t work out so well.
I don’t have to watch Borat to see Americans make asses of themselves, Vance.
I’m not going to finish that ^^ thought, either.
Ya, well you Canucks are like, really polite and shit!
HA!
Because Canada’s perfect. Ever been to Montreal?
You didn’t read that article which explains what “I’m sorry” means in Canadian, did you Crappy? ;)
I’m sorry, Burnsy.
No, but when I googled Canadian+I’m+sorry I got a picture of Mike Myers. Wassupwidat?
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/ha-emma-stone-is-a-slut-more
I’m still in the dark, the National Post is keeping it’s secrets close and won’t let me load (heh, loooaaad) the page.
Anyways;
Farts are funny.
To the ramparts!!
[slaps Jean Valjean's ass and runs off to pile of rubble, gets shot, dies]
If you will all please allow me a little “off topic” leeway here, I just wanted to say that as promised when I got home from work I read Vince’s review of Adventureland.
I have to say I found it insightful, humorous, and immensely entertaining. I urge all of you to read it through as well.
It was well worth the 45 minutes I spent plowing through it.
(V, I hope this glowing endorsement makes up for my earlier hurtful attempt at humor at your expense. Sincerely TD)
I had one of my lackeys do me a report on it. He mentioned something about squirting into a clown’s mouth. I’m gonna crack open a packet of 500 A4, print it off and have me some bedtime reading.
Thanks for sharing, TD.
BTK: I say “Tengo Dooter” when I have to take a shit.
Borat “not funny”? Looks like I’m way more fucked up than first diagnosed…
:(
*empty jenkem balloon*
Awww Pauly, you smooth talker. How romantic!
bruno looks really really funny…i worked on a movie shot like bruno and borat called midgets vs. mascots…it’s premiering at the tribeca film festival and i think it’s just as funny. you can watch videos at http://www.midgetsvsmascots.com
Never seen the Bruno character before, but has his voice always sounded like Ralph Fiennes in “Schindler’s List,” a sort of lispy Nazi?
And here I was thinking that the banner pic was chodin putting on a little show with his Pauly puppet.