DJ KITTY SPINS SOME LINKS
04.16.09- I’m not sure what I love more, the kitty on the turntable, or the video description: “He scratches pretty well for being declawed.” I guess I’d still have to go with the kitty. Because his fur looks really soft and kissable. [CollegeHumor]
- Kids Letters to Michael Bay. He’s like Santa Claus, but instead of toys his sack has C4 and hair gel. And he prefers tigers to reindeer. [ScreenJunkies]
- Craig Rowin’s one-word Woody Allen impression. [Atom]
- 30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tatoos. Yes, one of them has a penis for a horn. I think it’s a metaphor. [HolyTaco]
- Bruno Publicity Photos. Everyone’s posting these as if they’re new, but they’ve been on his Meinspace page for a while now. [FilmDrunk - yes, I linked myself, suck me.]
- Here’s that retarded chick from that one show with her boobs hanging out. Hooray internet. [DailyFill]
- Little Shop of Horrors getting remade, but without all that pesky humor or satire this time. Hollywood becomes more like Larry the Cable Guy every day. [Pajiba]
- Justin Reed does movie drawings. Someone sent me them. They’re actually pretty cool. [Cyanasomething]



This is the conclusive evidence The Mighty Feklahr has been searching for that acting in a QT movie can cause jaundice, hypothermia, AND roseacea!
Pussy DJ’s play House music.
That’s Spayederella.
I hope unicorn horns are like belly buttons.
I want a tattoo of a unicorn with an innie.
But is that kitty a scratch golfer?
No audio at work, but please tell me the song played on that video is ‘Cat Scratch Fever’.
Yes, one of them has a penis for a horn
Tom Cruise being in Legend makes much more sense now.
Samantha Ronson likes that video as it contains her two favorite things in life.
You just wait until DJ kitty goes into heat and starts playing Yoko Ono records.
You just wait until DJ kitty goes into heat and starts playing
Yoko OnoJoni Mitchell records.Femixed!
DJ Kitty loses all concentration once the laser show starts.
If you want to request a Pussycat Dolls song, be prepared to have your eyes clawed out.
Yes, one of them has a penis for a horn
Tom Cruise being in Legend makes much more sense now.
Especially the part where he’s crying because he broke the unicorn’s horn off.
@ noMo 5:52;
Freckles and cocaine?
I can’t watch the vid so I’ll just assume it’s freckles and cocaine.
DJ Kitty
Always spinnin’ pretty
Likes to curl up & watch
Desex And The City
DJ Kitty
Thinks “Isn’t it a pity
This moron thinks he’s witty
With rhymin’ so shitty!”
Crap: it’s fire and crotch.
DJ Kitteh may spin a hot f’n beat but my damned yarn bin is always f’d up after the house show.