BRUNO HAS A POSTER, SMOOTH LEGS
04.27.09The Brüno poster hit the web over the weekend, and as you can see, it’s your basic British-Jew-with-photoshopped-legs-pretending-to-be-a-gay-Austrian-in-a-field design. I might also point out that the rumored subtitle – “Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt” – is gone, just as I said it would be all along. It’s all part of my plan to legitimize this “World’s Smartest Boy” trophy my mom made me. It has a dolphin with an eagle in its mouth.



i still don’t want to see this film.
It has a dolphin with an eagle in its mouth.
So your mom is the one who sent me this painting of Dan Marino sucking off Donovan McNabb?
When is a British-Jew-with-photoshopped-legs-pretending-to-be-a-gay-Austrian at his best?
When he’s out standing in his field.
I’d rather sit through all the outtakes of Hugh Jackman breaking into songs from Oklahoma at the end of Wolverine than watch this.
I’ll be there opening day. Lubed up to the max.
Shit, Donk got to the Holy Grail known as the “out standing in his field” joke. Well played sir.
Fucker.
I’ve never really been into this sort of stuff. Borat or Bruno, even Ali G. It was funny for a few minutes but I can see people making a fool of themselves when ever I want, I just have to look around.
Your mom’s into it. She’s into anything.
I had smooth legs when I was just a young lad. I also had a speech impediment, so really, I had smoove legs.
Let me know when he makes a film subtitled “Delicious Ironies of Heterosexual American Males Celebrating Boisterously in the Presence of Gay Foreigner Dying a Slow Painful Death from Immuno-Deficiency Syndromes,” and I’ll be first in line for a ticket.
If idiots start quoting this like they did Borat, I’m going to have to start carrying a Bowie Knife… not to stab them, but to make it easier to cut up my apple at lunch you see
My Moms dead…….hahaha, not really, though I totally had you going there. you’re right though. complete slut.
Bruno is the answer to the age-old question “Yo de lady who?”
If you leave Bruno underwater too long his name changes to Pruno.